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I want a Free Ipod!
By Vladinator, Section Attack of the K5 Cock Goblins Posted on Thu Sep 09, 2004 at 02:31:58 PM GMT

PLEASE help me get a Free Ipod! I need this Ipod! I do not want to pay for the Ipod! So please help me get the Ipod - free! Then, YOU can get a free Ipod! Spam is a small price to pay for a Free 20 Gb Ipod! Thank you! I will stop shouting now!

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I want a Free Ipod! | 4 comments (4 topical, 0 hidden)

ppsssssstttt! Come here........... (none / 0) (#3)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Sun Sep 12, 2004 at 09:53:24 AM GMT

I got some land in Florida I would like to sell you..............great for fishing and boating and having that lifestyle you have always dreamed of.

40 acres of swamp land and its all yours, just for the price of what you might pay for one acre of land elsewhere.........

if you will give me your Visa, MasterCard, Discover or American Express Card number and your address and telephone number I will set things up for you.

I look forward to hearing from you!

No, really (5.00 / 1) (#4)
by Vladinator on Sun Sep 12, 2004 at 11:12:36 AM GMT

This one's legit! My friends, brothers, aunts, nieces, kids, swimmingteacher said so!

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"
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hello, cristian friend (5.00 / 7) (#2)
by Beef on Thu Sep 09, 2004 at 05:46:08 PM GMT

my father in law was a successful businessman in monrovia before he was killed in the civil war. he had a vault of 200,000 (two hundreds thousands) ipods that I am currently unable to secure due to rebels takeover of the national bank. i am asking for your kind services to provide bank routing informations so that when i sell these ipods, i can have a safe harbour for the monies. for this service i am willing to give you ten percent of the sum in american dollars, this being enough to get 20,000 (twenty thousands) free ipods.

thank you for your kindness and help,
charles williams
1514 jefferson place
monrovia, liberia

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hahaha christ (5.00 / 2) (#1)
by Bold Marauder on Thu Sep 09, 2004 at 02:41:05 PM GMT

I luv teh intarweb.

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I want a Free Ipod! | 4 comments (4 topical, 0 hidden)

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