Thats right, you got it, a ho!  But not just any ordinary ho, no, not this girl.  Barbie is a high class, well paid, prostitute!!

Why else would she wear all these costumes and have all these strange careers to pose herself in?  No one person (doll) can be everything, so she uses these as her cover.  Did you really think she was that smart, well, she is smart, business wise, but she isn't a rocket scientist.

Think about it:

Ken is not really Barbie's long time boyfreind, he is her PIMP!!  He makes all her appointments and takes 50% of all her income!  Why else do you think he drives all these different automobiles and doesn't get upset when she has new men in her life, he is thrilled, it means more cashflow!!

All those dream houses, yep, you guessed it, Houses of Ill Repute.  'Dream House' code name for dress up like a french maid and fuck your brains out ho house.  Very clever thinking on the part of Barbie and her many freinds......who are all of different cultures and backgrounds and all very beautiful and seem to come and go every few years......they are all part of the prostitution ring and have made millions in this venture.

Barbie has a younger sister, Skipper, but the rest are her children, and they are home schooled (which explains the Barbie Teacher doll).  This saves on expense and they get a quality education and don't have to put up with kids making fun of them because their Momma is a ho.  

All these years you thought that all her wonderful extravagant outfits and hairstyles were because she was a super model when really she is a high paid prostitute.  Many Johns ask for different scenarios and that takes costumes and wigs and many different props, that costs money so she charges a lot!

Remember the 'earring Ken' that everyone said was Gay.  He was!! He is in the business too, you gotta have all basis covered when you are in the prostitute business if you are going to be successful.

So, to wrap all this up, when you buy your little girl a Barbie doll, remember, she is a ho.......maybe it would be better if you bought her some of those little 'Bratz' dolls instead!!