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Bush thinking of new ways to harm America?

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By Reza
from the coherant thoughts? department, Section Strange, but - true?
Posted on Fri Aug 06, 2004 at 05:40:49 AM GMT
Be afraid.
Be verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry afraid!
Bush admits to thinking up ways to hurt America.

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"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we.
They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

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Bush thinking of new ways to harm America? | 13 comments (13 topical, 0 hidden)
Too bad about 9/11... (none / 0) (#9)
by NerdGirl on Tue Aug 10, 2004 at 09:43:17 AM GMT

I was really hoping we'd have a long, uneventful presidency back when Bush was finally announced to be the winner.  Was looking forward to floods of political cartoons of nothing but silly bushisms for then next 4 years.

Who's dead now?


A better Bushism: (5.00 / 1) (#6)
by Beef on Mon Aug 09, 2004 at 10:01:24 AM GMT

"Blacks are gagging on the donkey but are not ready to swallow the elephant." --George W. Bush to the Urban League

Really, though, my decision to vote or not to vote for Bush is not going to be influenced in the least by Bush's misspeakings.  It is a non-issue, and it gets very tired after a while.

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To catch a terrorist . . . (5.00 / 3) (#4)
by vegetablespork on Fri Aug 06, 2004 at 01:32:39 PM GMT

. . . one must think like a terrorist. Preferably like a smart terrorist.



This is true, sad but true. (5.00 / 1) (#5)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Fri Aug 06, 2004 at 06:42:15 PM GMT

That is what George W was trying to say I think.  He is not my favorite person, nor is he exactly a genius when it comes to the use of the English language, but he does mean business when it comes to terrorism and I believe the man feels very strongly on this.  

I will give him this, he speaks with passion on this subject so I have to give the devil his due.

I don't agree with him always, nor do I care about his continuing the Presidency, but I do have some respect for him as he has a horrible job and I would not want it.

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I can see the headlines now: (5.00 / 2) (#2)
by NerdGirl on Fri Aug 06, 2004 at 08:35:49 AM GMT

Bush misspeaks!

Who's dead now?


You saw them too? (5.00 / 1) (#3)
by Reza on Fri Aug 06, 2004 at 08:38:43 AM GMT

Also..."Another Bushism"...etc...

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Yawn. (3.25 / 4) (#1)
by Beef on Fri Aug 06, 2004 at 07:10:14 AM GMT

Wake me up when there's an actual debate on policies or issues.

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Exactly. (none / 0) (#7)
by PowerSpork 5000 on Mon Aug 09, 2004 at 10:33:23 AM GMT

I'm sick to death of the the pansy-assed liberals/Democrats tripping over themselves when Bush commits a gaffe in a speech.

C'mon, it's times like this when I wonder if they really have a leg to stand on as far as policy goes.  Quit wasting my time over this meaningless nonsense.  Not to mention childish.

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Alternate view. (none / 0) (#8)
by Reza on Tue Aug 10, 2004 at 04:36:35 AM GMT

I don't think that I fall in to the category of "pansy-ass liberal".  I am just an American citizan who wishes that the President of the USA were just a little more articulate and didn't sound like a backwater schlub.

Hell, if the man can't accomplish that on his own, he DOES have a whole team of speechwriters that can help him along!  

This is no different than any of the commentaries on other politicians' "misspeaks"... thing Quayle, Dole, Gore, etc...(and those are just the recent ones).

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More alternation (5.00 / 1) (#10)
by l33t j03 on Wed Aug 11, 2004 at 05:03:06 PM GMT

I think the majority of the people I meet on a daily basis have more grammar problems and questionable semantics than any recent politician.

Which makes me think about whether these 'isms aren't really part of a carefully cultivated image. Bush can certainly come off as dumb as a rock and everyone believes it is true, but if really is that dumb and ascended to one of the most powerful public offices in the world the rest of us must be some kind of incomprehensible galactical dumb no one has yet figured out how to measure.

Reagan thought it all up one night while drinking Bourbon with Satan.
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Truth stranger than fiction? (none / 0) (#11)
by Reza on Wed Aug 11, 2004 at 06:09:43 PM GMT

Have you ever seen the movie, "My Fellow Americans"? (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117119/)  It illustrates this point very well.  

(It's also a very funny movie! ...but that's besides the point.)

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or, (none / 0) (#12)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Wed Aug 11, 2004 at 11:41:59 PM GMT

an even older movie and very funny, "Being There" with Peter Sellers.

I cried I laughed so hard at that movie.  It makes you realize that what a person says is all about in the ones that hear what is said, not actually what is said.  It is called perception and frankly, if you want to believe something, well, you will and so will others if you are convincing enough.

Politicians have long been nothing more than actors, who front for people who have big interest in the way the country is run.  There are no more Abraham Lincolns and Thomas Jeffersons or even Harry Trumans!!  

Lets face it people, its money, power and as most people know, power is one of the biggest aphrodisiacs there is.  If you doubt that, look at Clinton and Monica.  

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I highly recommend any Peter Sellers movie (5.00 / 1) (#13)
by Beef on Thu Aug 12, 2004 at 08:00:10 AM GMT

With the possible exception of the last two Pink Panther movies.

Talk about a comic genius.

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