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A Short Little Bedtime Story

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By xxxxxxxxxx, Section Fiction
Posted on Tue Aug 31, 2004 at 01:24:58 PM GMT
Once upon a time,.........

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there was a wife who never did anything to please her husband.  No matter what it was, it never was right. The woman worked hard at trying to be polite, talented, successful and good at everything, but the harder she tried, the more he found fault in what she did.

This was not an easy thing for the woman to take, so one day she just sort of had a breakdown.  A mental and emotional breakdown, one that made her silent and thoughtful, and patient.

It was fall and the trees were losing all their leaves, the limbs in the yard were piling up and needed to be put through the wood chipper, but the husband didn't want to take time out from his sports television or his computer to do it.  He asked the wife to do it one evening after work.  Of course, she agreed to do this, as was her customary response to everything he asked of her.

The leaves were raked in a nice pile by the tree limbs and the debris that would be put through the chipper.  The woman smiled a peaceful, satisified smile as she pushed the objects through the chipper one by one.  This thing was a lot easier to use than she had anticipated.  Reading the manual a few nights in advance had helped ever so much.  This chipper really was a good one and the blades seemed so sharp, sharp enough to chip anything into small, unidentifiable pieces.  The woman smiled as she worked late into the evening, way past dinner time and almost until bedtime.  

At last, the job was done, all the wood pieces were chipped, the garden area was covered with new mulch and the woman felt invigorated, even though she had put in over 18 hours of hard work that day.

The woman walked into the house, the smile widening on her face as she closed the door behind her.  The house was quiet, not a sound. No tv, no computer, no loud mouth husband bellowing out what was wrong with everything.  Just beautiful, pure silence!

The woman went upstairs, took a shower and got into bed.  No snoring coming from the other side of the bed, just quiet, blissfull quiet.

She closed her eyes and laughed a small, satisfied laugh before she went to sleep.....after all, her husband was now being quite useful......his chips were feeding the soil of the garden area and next year, the tomatoes and the peppers would be large and lovely...they would taste even better than before, the sweet taste of satisfaction!

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A Short Little Bedtime Story | 8 comments (8 topical, 0 hidden)
Don't you ever get tired of this drivel? (5.00 / 2) (#5)
by cyborg monkey on Wed Sep 01, 2004 at 07:01:03 AM GMT

Let me guess, you saw this on Lifetime.



nope (none / 0) (#6)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Wed Sep 01, 2004 at 04:08:50 PM GMT

it just came to me, after a day of wishing I were single again.

BWAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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also......... (none / 0) (#7)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Wed Sep 01, 2004 at 04:11:03 PM GMT

what is Lifetime?  I have no idea.

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The time you're supposed to have a life? (4.00 / 1) (#8)
by Bold Marauder on Wed Sep 01, 2004 at 09:56:44 PM GMT

Not that I'd know anything about that...

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I eat his bones (none / 0) (#4)
by l33t j03 on Wed Sep 01, 2004 at 05:44:58 AM GMT

See submission by me.

Reagan thought it all up one night while drinking Bourbon with Satan.



Mom? (5.00 / 2) (#2)
by Beef on Tue Aug 31, 2004 at 01:21:33 PM GMT

Is that you?

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nah... (5.00 / 2) (#3)
by NerdGirl on Tue Aug 31, 2004 at 01:28:21 PM GMT

The "who would do anything to please her husband" part gives that away.

Who's dead now?
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I sent this to my wife. (5.00 / 3) (#1)
by News For Turds on Tue Aug 31, 2004 at 12:30:18 PM GMT

She loved it.  Now I'm scared.

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