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Humanity Reaches a New, All-Time Low
By Beef from the I'm ashamed for my species department, Section Fiction Posted on Tue Aug 03, 2004 at 01:31:05 PM GMT

Now it's easier than ever for you to convince your cooler friends that you really do have a girlfriend in Canada.

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I really do have a SO, he/she
lives in Canada
got called up to fight in Iraq
cybers with me every day
is only visible to Level 8 Wizards
is in need of puncture repair
finishes her sentence for statutory rape next week.

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Humanity Reaches a New, All-Time Low | 6 comments (6 topical, 0 hidden)

well, (none / 0) (#3)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Tue Aug 03, 2004 at 06:29:05 PM GMT

in some ways this could help out the poor girls who get tagged as easy lays by guys who have never been with them, only say it to make an impression on their bro's.

This is kind of like paying for an invisible friend, and that is just so hilarious! Somebody took money making to a new low!

Not to mention.... (none / 0) (#5)
by BringBackATV on Wed Aug 04, 2004 at 11:21:24 AM GMT

probably cheaper than an escort when you need a Windows 95 CD.

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I'm not sure which is more sad... (5.00 / 2) (#4)
by Beef on Tue Aug 03, 2004 at 09:04:30 PM GMT

...that people are charging for this, or that people are paying for this.

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WTF?!?! (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by Vladinator on Tue Aug 03, 2004 at 06:22:02 PM GMT

Like you need to PAY someone for an imaginary relationship now???!!!

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"

Hmmmm, (none / 0) (#6)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Thu Aug 05, 2004 at 12:01:41 PM GMT

remember the movie 'Drop Dead Fred'? Pheobe Cates not only got Fred free but he was a pain in the ass, although he meant well! I guess there could be a good side to paying for a invisible
'friend, girlfriend, boyfriend, whatever'?

Basically, this is a huge commentary on our socieity, it is really sad when you not only have to pay for your real life girlfriends, now you have to pay for the imaginary ones as well. ;-)

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Wank wank wank wank (5.00 / 3) (#1)
by PowerSpork 5000 on Tue Aug 03, 2004 at 09:55:31 AM GMT

fap fap fap fap!

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Humanity Reaches a New, All-Time Low | 6 comments (6 topical, 0 hidden)

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