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pharmaceuticals
By dirtyhippy42
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Posted on Tue Aug 03, 2004 at 07:34:21 PM GMT
Last night I went to the house of an aquaintance. I brought my record player and some Beatles albums and a 500mg bottle of 4-Hydroxy-N,N-diethyltryptamine. Everything was going fine until we decided to take our third supplemental doseage within two hours...

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Last night I went to the house of an aquaintance. I brought my record player and some Beatles albums and a 500mg bottle of 4-Hydroxy-N,N-diethyltryptamine. Everything was going fine until we decided to take our third supplemental doseage within two hours.

Sitting on his back porch drinking a beer I became nausious. It was probably from the Belgian Ale I was drinking. I puked over the edge and smoked another cigarette. My friend left and I was sitting alone, tripping very hard. A voice in my head told me of my mission in life. The living rainbow crystal apparently wants me to become an organic chemist. It asked me how much I could handle and I said a lot. My friend came back. I took his head in my hands and shouted into his skull "DO YOU UNDERSTAND TIME". At this point I was in a full-blow messianic trip. The visuals were so strong I could hardly make things out two feet from my face. My friend's face had insects crawling all over it. I cried, he cried. I continued ranting about understanding time and space and light.

We decided to go to a local diner. In the process I tried to give him all of my worldly posessions, including my car. That's how fucked up I was. Neither of us could tell whether certain events had happened in the future. Light was doing weird shit, so was time. He saw laser beams, I saw rainbows. He was very confused, I was completely insane. Walking past a hospital I ran into my cousin outside. She works there as a nurse. I made a huge ass of myself, starting to rant about chemistry to another nurse who I thought was a doctor.

We made it to the diner but they refused to serve us coffee because we both lacked shoes. Everything was beautiful, we felt like brothers even though we hardly knew eachother. As the trip started to subside, the shame began. I remembered how strangely I'd acted. I was embarrased. I wanted to shoot myself. I will never take a high dose of exotic tryptamines indoors again. I feel like shitting in my pants.

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I have embarrased myself! | 3 comments (3 topical, 0 hidden)
You certainly live up to your name. (none / 0) (#2)
by News For Turds on Fri Aug 13, 2004 at 09:24:51 AM GMT


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Had to look up the chemical... (5.00 / 1) (#1)
by NerdGirl on Thu Aug 05, 2004 at 07:43:08 AM GMT

For everyone's reference who is not up on synthesized hallucinogenic drugs, this compound, known as DET, is a synthetic form of psilocyn.  It is analogous to O-phosphoryl-4-hydroxy-N, N-ethyltryptamine, the synthetic form of the more commonly known psilocybin.  Both are naturally found in schrooms.  It is an indole alkaloid, a fact that likely interests no one but me.  

Anyway, now you know.  

Oh, and FIRST POST!

Who's dead now?



well kinda (none / 0) (#3)
by dirtyhippy42 on Mon Aug 30, 2004 at 05:34:15 AM GMT

The compoud was 4-HO-DET, not DET which is orally inactive to the best of my knowlege. It is more related to psilocin (4-HO-DMT) than psilocybin. But you are correct that it is an indole alkaloid. I love you very much geekgirl. I wish to make love to you in the future. I am sure we will.
Better loving through chemistry.
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