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Bea Arthur: Badass Terrorist Superbitch
By Beef from the bomb bomb bomb ba-bomb bomb ba-bomb department, Section Complete and Total Nonsense Posted on Fri Aug 27, 2004 at 09:05:37 AM GMT

Former Golden Girls star Bea Arthur tried to board a plane carrying a pocket knife. When agents discovered her knife, the 81-year-old actress claimed that "the terorists" put it there, threw a keyring, also belonging to "the terrorists" at the TSA agents, and, when boarding the plane, announced to everyone there, "We're all doomed."

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Bea Arthur: Badass Terrorist Superbitch | 12 comments (12 topical, 0 hidden)

Who ARE you people talking about? (none / 0) (#5)
by Bold Marauder on Fri Aug 27, 2004 at 02:30:48 PM GMT

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Her (none / 0) (#6)
by l33t j03 on Fri Aug 27, 2004 at 04:17:08 PM GMT

Aunt Bee from The Andy Griffith Show.

Reagan thought it all up one night while drinking Bourbon with Satan.
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ah, HER! (none / 0) (#8)
by Bold Marauder on Fri Aug 27, 2004 at 06:42:51 PM GMT

I loved her in "Behind The Green Door"

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Nope. (none / 0) (#10)
by vegetablespork on Fri Aug 27, 2004 at 07:15:36 PM GMT

Bea informed.

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Arrgh! (none / 0) (#9)
by Vladinator on Fri Aug 27, 2004 at 07:09:59 PM GMT

Now I'll have to go back to the doctors again! Curse you!

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Right after... (none / 0) (#11)
by cyborg monkey on Mon Aug 30, 2004 at 10:37:20 AM GMT

you get done drinking the bath water.

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Who would have thought! (none / 0) (#3)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Fri Aug 27, 2004 at 11:36:01 AM GMT

Does this mean the other one, the one that was hot to trot all the time gets to fly with the pilot????

That would be a way to take over the plane.

I can see the scene unfolding in my mind... (none / 0) (#4)
by Beef on Fri Aug 27, 2004 at 01:30:51 PM GMT

...all the way up to the point where Maude, her raspy, alto voice dripping with deadpan sarcasm, says, "We're all doomed." Followed by a laugh track.

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Golden al-Qaida (none / 0) (#1)
by MFS on Fri Aug 27, 2004 at 09:36:17 AM GMT

Betty White set up us the bomb.

When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...

Well she was once an Undercover Woman (none / 0) (#7)
by BringBackATV on Fri Aug 27, 2004 at 05:53:46 PM GMT

....who else rememebers that one?
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Stop, or Rambo's Mom Will (none / 0) (#12)
by Beef on Mon Aug 30, 2004 at 08:04:47 PM GMT

Shoot.

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All your Estelle Ghetty (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by Beef on Fri Aug 27, 2004 at 10:43:33 AM GMT

are belong to us.

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Bea Arthur: Badass Terrorist Superbitch | 12 comments (12 topical, 0 hidden)

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