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The modern desktop and GNU/Linux; a practical guide
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By Bold Marauder
from the Everything you need to know department, Section Ask a Spork
Posted on Mon Aug 23, 2004 at 07:54:52 AM GMT
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Over the course of the last several years GNU/Linux has grown from being an obscure niche operating system to being a widely publicised niche operating system.
Between its' newly found noteriety and the creation of a number of knock-off MS-clone GUIs for the GNU/X Window system (notably fvwm95) many people are discussing how to use GNU/Linux as a easy-to-use multi-media interweb-compatible desktop.
Read on for our hopefully practical guide to desktop GNU/Linux
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| Using GNU/Linux as your primary desktop of choice really isn't that difficult as long as you follow these few basic steps.
1)purchase a new pc
2)purchase yourself a copy of the GNU/Linux Operating system
3)Get some Crack Rock Cocaine
4)Smoke the Rock
5)Kick back and watch as your PC entertains you with all manner of lights, colors and sounds
7)You know Gary -the dude you loaned that twenty to? He's been talking smack about you. You know that, don't you?
8)Maybe you oughta, you know, go down and straighten that boy out, you know what I'm sayin?
9)Yeah, get out the colt..now that's what I'm talking about!
10)what? what about the computer? huh? fuck that shit. There. How you like your computer now, bitch!
11)Alright gary, I'm on my way over. Let's see what you got to say to me and my little friend! |
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