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The most riced-out white-guy's car evar.

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By Beef
from the Don't you love our neighbors? department, Section Opinion & Editorials
Posted on Sun Aug 22, 2004 at 06:30:36 AM GMT
I am still trying to wrap my head around how anyone could drive something like this and not be totally embarrassed:

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At least it doesn't have a name in big, all-caps gothic letters.

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F & F I and II (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by handybundler on Sun Aug 22, 2004 at 06:30:13 AM GMT

sucked. period.

(though, i never saw them, nor will i, under my own free will - i'd have to have the Clockwork Orange treatment -- tooth picks holding eyes open ... forced to watch)


now we have a nation of speed crazed idiots running around with performance tuned Super Trap mufflers, cheesy-ass ground effects, and all the lame extras inside that you could never, in a million years, want.

prime example of how the media and movie makers are directly affecting the mindsets of so many people. sad. too many people are far too impressionable.

insurance companies should charge more for driving one of these types of cars. in fact they should mandate a horse power limit on cars. any thing over a necessary amount of power should be considered very high risk and have to pay accordingly. who cares if you get 10 bucks a month knocked off for your alarm in your stupid ass low riding honda cheese factoty.


ps. could you ... "height"=300 "width"=400 ... or some sort of scaling please. thanks.





If it were an actual sports car, I'd understand... (none / 0) (#3)
by Beef on Sun Aug 22, 2004 at 09:31:33 AM GMT

But it's a friggin' Honda Civic!

Does the chick that rides around with him in that thing realize how incredibly small his dick must be?

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dude... (5.00 / 1) (#1)
by NerdGirl on Sat Aug 21, 2004 at 10:24:28 PM GMT

maybe you shouldn't post pics of cyborg monkey's car.

Who's dead now?


If you've seen one Ford Fiesta (5.00 / 2) (#4)
by Vladinator on Sun Aug 22, 2004 at 01:11:58 PM GMT

you've seen them all...

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"
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Not a Fiesta (none / 0) (#5)
by NerdGirl on Sun Aug 22, 2004 at 04:59:12 PM GMT

It's actually a Honda Civic Del Sol.

Who's dead now?
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