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By Beef from the Republicrat department, Section Meta Posted on Mon Aug 02, 2004 at 09:15:08 PM GMT

l33t j03 asked for more political posts: At dangfunnypolitics.com you can read the "secret" conversations between Bush and Cheny, Kerry and Edwards, Angry Dean and Happy Dean, etc. Be sure to check out the archives. They also have a Nostalgic look back on the Dukakis presidency. And, just in case you've been living under a rock, this is hilarious: This Land.

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August 2 SRU tracking poll
Bush
Kerry
Nader
Badnarik
Peroutka
Cobb
Calero
Peltier
Brown
Parker
Auken
Dodge
Amondson
Templin
Jay
Thurmond

Votes: 10
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More Political Posts | 9 comments (9 topical, 0 hidden)

Ha!! (none / 0) (#7)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Thu Aug 05, 2004 at 11:58:48 AM GMT

I enjoyed this. It brought a lot of laughter to a very usually droll and seriously vicious event!

Believe it or not, I voted for Dukakis in that election. Been a while too. JFK Jr. was still alive then and gave a very touching speech at that convention. So much changes in a blink of an eye it seems.

I would have voted Dukakis (5.00 / 1) (#8)
by Beef on Thu Aug 05, 2004 at 12:10:19 PM GMT

except that I was 12 years old. In 6th Grade, I did my part by writing DUMP GEORGE AND DANNY in big, colorful letters on my Trapper-Keeper.

What can I say, I was raised by Democrats.

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Poll Fixed (5.00 / 2) (#4)
by Strom Thurmond on Tue Aug 03, 2004 at 04:07:37 PM GMT

Vote for Strom!

I'm a very pretty pony!

Now that's the shiznit! (5.00 / 2) (#5)
by PowerSpork 5000 on Wed Aug 04, 2004 at 01:41:42 PM GMT

I reckon a dead man can do a better job running the country than any of these other slackers.

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Thurmond in 04! (5.00 / 1) (#9)
by Bold Marauder on Mon Aug 09, 2004 at 07:03:49 PM GMT

If the dead can vote, why can't they govern?

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We gonna party like it's 1948. (5.00 / 2) (#6)
by Beef on Wed Aug 04, 2004 at 07:36:39 PM GMT

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Big fucking problem! (5.00 / 1) (#3)
by PowerSpork 5000 on Tue Aug 03, 2004 at 09:57:15 AM GMT

Missing Poll Option:

None of the above. They all suXX0rZ.

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Yes (5.00 / 1) (#1)
by l33t j03 on Mon Aug 02, 2004 at 08:52:13 PM GMT

It is times like these I wish there was a +2 Front Page.

Reagan thought it all up one night while drinking Bourbon with Satan.

I like the Dukakis piece (none / 0) (#2)
by Beef on Tue Aug 03, 2004 at 07:52:27 AM GMT

In the summer of '92, a depressed Dukakis wrote a letter to his staff. "We must begin a huge program of progressive government spending now, including free mass transportation for every man, woman and child. Because it is not likely that this government will be reelected."

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