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By NerdGirl
from the dead and dying department, Section Dead at 54
Posted on Thu Aug 19, 2004 at 07:46:50 PM GMT
Guess who's gone now?

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Oscar-winning composer Elmer Bernstein is dead.  Wrote music for Ten Commandments and The Magnificent Seven, among others.  (However, the Oscar was for his work on Thoroughly Modern Millie.  Never heard of it.)

Update your dead pools please.
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...truly an american icon (none / 0) (#7)
by News For Turds on Mon Aug 23, 2004 at 07:45:57 AM GMT


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He also did the scores for (none / 0) (#3)
by Beef on Thu Aug 19, 2004 at 07:53:42 PM GMT

Ghostbusters, the Airplane movies, and a bunch of other stuff.

The entry I like is

Rat Race (2001) (score withdrawn)
Why in heaven would he withdraw his score? Did he think it was a bad movie or something?

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He withdrew from "Rat Race"... (none / 0) (#6)
by NerdGirl on Fri Aug 20, 2004 at 07:47:25 AM GMT

But he did "The Rat Race" (1960), "Miss Robinson Crusoe" (1954), "Cat-Women of the Moon" (1953), "The Rat Race" (1960), "IBM Mathematics Peep Show" ('61), "The Gypsy Moths" ('69), "Space Hunter: Adventures in the Hidden Zone" ('83), "Da" ('88), "The Cemetery Club" ('93), "Chinese Coffee" (2000), and "Taking the Wheel" ('02).  

Could this guy pick 'em or what?!?!?!

Who's dead now?
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BIG FUCKING DEAL! NEVER HEARD OF HIM. PFFFFT!!! (5.00 / 3) (#2)
by PowerSpork 5000 on Thu Aug 19, 2004 at 07:14:33 PM GMT



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Ahem! (5.00 / 1) (#4)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Thu Aug 19, 2004 at 08:38:08 PM GMT

You live in Florida with a huge part of the population being Gay and you never heard of Elmer Bernstien????

You have heard of him, or heard his music and didn't know it was him I expect.

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Yes, I live in Florida... (none / 0) (#8)
by PowerSpork 5000 on Mon Aug 23, 2004 at 07:53:43 AM GMT

But I'm not ghey, so I am not privy to such information.

Please try again.  Thanks for playing.

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ok........... (none / 0) (#9)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Mon Aug 23, 2004 at 07:39:43 PM GMT

so you chase little old ladies down the boardwalk with your cane, yelling 'wait a minute honey, I just want a little lovin!'????????

Florida has its good portion of gays, retired folks and then there are the just plain folks!  Didn't mean to insinuate that you were gay!

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No, that would have been me. .. (5.00 / 1) (#10)
by Bold Marauder on Mon Aug 23, 2004 at 09:24:26 PM GMT

...if I lived in Fla, that is.

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