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My Colostomy Bag Broke On the Bus Today :-(
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By dirtyhippy42, Section The Pits of Hell
Posted on Thu Jul 08, 2004 at 05:30:48 PM GMT
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Too much deep-fried food and red meat did my colon in several years ago. Since then my reality has been one of living with a colostomy bag.
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| Too much deep-fried food and red meat did my colon in several years ago. Since then my reality has been one of living with a colostomy bag. Occasionaly I'll have a little leakage around the gasket but for the most part it's pretty clean. I have to be careful, and I am for the most part. I ride the bus to work. I work as an insurance salesman about five miles from my home and I don't have a car because on my salary I cannot afford car insurance after my second DUI. It's alright though, the bus stops a block from my house and right outside the office. Anyways, I was sitting down with a cardboard box (taking files back to work) in my lap when another passenger bumped into my box. I felt the box push into me but I didn't think it hit my bag. The bus stopped outside my office, I got up and started to walk off the bus. As I was about to step up I lifted my box up to get it over the rail by the door and my bag detached. Nasty vile liquid spilled all over my shirt and pants. A clump of stool fell to the floor. I was mortified. Everyone on the bus was staring. The driver's face looked bewildered. I just ran off the bus, leaving my lump of shit onboard. Of course I was not going to work like that but I was downtown, a 20 minute walk away from my apartment. I used to box to hide some of the shit on me but as I passed people the hideous smell coming off me clearly met the noses of other pedestrians. I started to cry. Then came the worst part. I walked right into my boss. He looked at me curiously, didn't say a work. Probably smelled me. This was one of the worst days of my life. Almost as bad as the day I found out I had colon cancer. I hope I still have a job tomarrow. I did not call in or anything. I just took a shower and felt sorry for myself all day. Alright, I'm going to the kitchen to throw some more shit into the deep fryer. |
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