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By Marco from the ohhhhhaaaaaaaa department, Section News Posted on Tue Jul 06, 2004 at 03:36:54 AM GMT

It's weird that nobody mentioned that the Olsen Twins are legal. Don't you want to screw them anymore?

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I believe the important question really is (5.00 / 2) (#3)
by Bold Marauder on Tue Jul 06, 2004 at 12:49:17 PM GMT

do we want to screw them any less?

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You have somehow managed to (none / 0) (#2)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Tue Jul 06, 2004 at 11:07:24 AM GMT

survive the problems over in your area right now I see and are still online. :-)

Seriously, how are things in your country at this point? I am curious to know what your feelings are on this matter of Iraq and the war and all that is going on Politically at this point in time.

Problems? What problems? (none / 0) (#4)
by Marco on Wed Jul 07, 2004 at 12:11:33 PM GMT

Iraq is very far from Israel. And since now they didn't send scuds towards here, nothing changed here. Everything is pretty much as usual.

About my thoughts of the war... At first I was disappointed when it seemed they were going to cancel it, because I wanted some action. But that war seemed... weird. I don't know if it helped anyone.. but I'm happy they caught Saddam. Right now seems that the USA troops are pretty suffering from that war.. but I hope it'll have a good result. Hmm.... it reminds me the 3rd book in the series of A Song Of Ice And Fire, where that cute Dany girl tried to help cities by freeing their slaves, but the result was worse.

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interesting analogy there (none / 0) (#5)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Thu Jul 08, 2004 at 12:01:33 AM GMT

also, I know that Israel is far from Iraq, but there is some impact to your government from this war, as in alliances, etc.

I had just wondered your view on it all and I am grateful to your honesty and answer to my question.

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More important Full-House-related availability: (none / 0) (#1)
by Beef on Tue Jul 06, 2004 at 09:16:07 AM GMT

Rebecca Romijn.

Not for me, mind you, as I'm, like, married and stuff.

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