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So that's Ron Jeremy?

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By xxxxxxxxxx, Section Strange, but - true?
Posted on Fri Jul 30, 2004 at 07:16:59 AM GMT
I watched a documentary on Ron Jeremy the other night 'Porn Star' and it was very enlightening.

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Generally you think of Porn actors as being down on their luck actors who need money and get into it because they are kinda desperate or just like sex, one of the two (or maybe both).  Ron Jeremy was a complete surprise to me!

First off, I had never heard of Ron Jeremy until I started reading stuff on this site.  A kind participant here posted a linky to one of Rons pictures so I would know what he looked like and why he was talked about so much!  My first reaction was............OMG, he is a sight!  Not exactly what I would call a fantasy man by any stretch of the imagination.  Figured he was a dirty, hairy, complete idiot who liked to have sex  and if not for being in porn movies he wouldn't get any!!  I was wrong.

First of all, Ron Jeremy got into this business after he got a degree in Drama/Theatre and Education.  Two degrees.....not at all what I would have expected.  He also wanted to be a actor from childhood and actually did some Broadway and Off Broadway acting and a few quick appearances in movies and television.  

Work wasn't pouring in, even though at the time he was rather nice looking, slim, young and less hairy.  He stayed that way for a good while once he got into porn, but then he gained the weight, let his hair grow and stopped waxing his body.  His real porn claim to fame is a 10 inch penis when it is 'not' erect.......much bigger when erect!  That is kind of impressive.  He once had sex with 14 women in the same day....all on film......and that too is impressive.  What is also impressive is that the man takes his profession seriously.  He actually gets into character and controls his orgasms by counting and talking to himself.  Ron does not use viagra either!!  Sometimes he uses a fluffer (a woman or man who stimulates them into erection), but most times he is just himself and all natural!

Most of the women in Porn who have been with Ron feel he is the most generous and easy going guy to work with.  He isn't arrogant or self absorbed, he is always trying to put them at ease and also make them enjoy what they are doing.  Most of the women say they do not fake orgasm when having sex with Ron.  I thought that was impressive too.  ;-)

Ron Jeremy comes from a family that is well to do, his father is a doctor and most of his siblings are doctors, lawyers, judges, etc.  They all are very supportive of his career and seem to be quite comfortable with his doing porn.  As a matter of fact, they are amused at times by it and have some interesting stories to tell about his years in the industry.  

Another thing about him is that he is very constant in his health profile.....he is tested for aides every month and has never had a venereal  disease since being in porn!  He said he had crabs once and clap once and that was in college, way before he got into porn movies.  That was ironic!

For the most part, he is a likeable fellow who is well educated, speaks eloquently and with humor about his life and career.  He turned out to be this big surprise and not at all what you might think about him at first look.  Guess it goes to show that you cannot read a book by its cover!!

Will I go out and try to find some Ron Jeremy porn movies now that I have seen him in action (yes, they showed clips from many of his movies and also many nude shots of him)?   I don't know, have to think about that one......I am not a big fan of porn really, but then again, he is a interesting guy to watch! ;-)

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So that's Ron Jeremy? | 18 comments (18 topical, 0 hidden)
Documentary? (5.00 / 1) (#8)
by vegetablespork on Fri Jul 30, 2004 at 06:00:12 PM GMT

What the hell kinds of things are they showing on TV nowadays? Does the FCC know about this? Cockumentary is more like it.



Had I seen this in queue... (5.00 / 1) (#4)
by cyborg monkey on Fri Jul 30, 2004 at 09:59:06 AM GMT

I would have voted it up.



I know you would have............. (5.00 / 1) (#5)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Fri Jul 30, 2004 at 12:30:02 PM GMT

Did you not read my explanation in my diary about why I wrote it?????  It was meant as a way to tease you out of boredom.  I miss your silliness and constant annoying funny responses!!!!

Do not always take me so seriously because I am not that serious most of the time.  Some things I am, but most are just in fun and a way to get somebody going!!

You know I love you CM!!  ;-)

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Awwwwww..... (none / 0) (#7)
by Bold Marauder on Fri Jul 30, 2004 at 03:51:59 PM GMT

=-) group handshake!

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Only with rubber gloves. (none / 0) (#10)
by cyborg monkey on Sat Jul 31, 2004 at 07:38:28 AM GMT



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A "fluffer"?? (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by Beef on Fri Jul 30, 2004 at 05:27:25 AM GMT

a woman or man who stimulates them into erection

Now we know what Cyborg Monkey does for a living.

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HAHAHAHAH!! (none / 0) (#11)
by Vladinator on Sat Jul 31, 2004 at 11:40:02 AM GMT

Best. Comment. EVAR!!!!

Just ask Satan!

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"
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Hilarious! (5.00 / 2) (#3)
by cyborg monkey on Fri Jul 30, 2004 at 09:21:46 AM GMT

No, really.  Hilarious.

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So girls... and be honest here... (none / 0) (#1)
by Beef on Thu Jul 29, 2004 at 08:24:47 PM GMT

Do the big ones captivate you?

Also, are first posters sexy?

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Hmmmm? Good question... (5.00 / 1) (#12)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Sat Jul 31, 2004 at 02:32:15 PM GMT

I think, for me anyway, that bigger is preferred.  Not that its the only thing that matters, but its a bit more fun!

Lets face it, women do like bigger because it hits spots that they might not have known existed (G-spots)and its definitely a plus if you have a orgasm clitorally and vaginally.  You sort of forget who you are and you really don't care.
That kind of experience leaves a lasting impression....sort of like a chocolate milk shake, once you've had one, you always want another one!

Ok, so I am blunt and honest, you asked! :-)

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In every sex book I've ever read (5.00 / 1) (#13)
by Beef on Sat Jul 31, 2004 at 10:38:22 PM GMT

they insist again and again that PIV intercourse alone is not enough to get a woman off.  That you have to use other means in order stimulate the clitoris, or the clitoris and g-spot simultaneously.  But I think the real problem is that most men just aren't big enough to do the job properly.  A big man doesn't have a problem here.

It's totally and completely unfair.  But that's life, I guess.  95% of men are not going to be able to reach everything, so it's not like they are alone in this regard.

I know too much about this.  WAY too much research as part of the whole pre-marital counselling thing.

I do not bat an eye at such discussion, though, so never feel you are too blunt for me.

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Well, (none / 0) (#14)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Sun Aug 01, 2004 at 09:39:35 AM GMT

there are other ways to stimulate so that the woman does have both, and it isn't always with a penis!!

Having a large penis is not necessary to make a woman have a orgasm.  Look, its like this.....yes, bigger is fun and its like anything in life, you would like to have it, but hey, its not the be all end all!  Men prefer big boobs, most women don't have those, so when it comes right down to it, its in how you feel about the person and how much you put into a lovemaking session rather than the size!

Women can be stimulated with a finger, a tongue, and you can work a woman up way before having actual penetration so its not always size that matters.

Some men have a larger penis and are lousy lovers because they depend on that alone to get things done.  Sorry, it isn't all it takes.

Women like being caressed and kissed and held and just plain touched .......... its part of it for them!  If more men took the time to do that, well, they would have way better sex with their partners than 'wham, bam, thankyou Ma'm'.   Both should be satisfied, not just one.  I am not saying that it has to happen every time, a quickie is fun too!!  However, when you really want some satisfying sex, go for really passionate, intimate touching, works everytime.

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This is probably distrubing the other SRU members (none / 0) (#15)
by Beef on Sun Aug 01, 2004 at 10:42:21 AM GMT

My whole point was that men need to use "other means" (by that, I mean fingers, tongues, toys, etc) to bring a woman to orgasm.  BUT, a man with a very large penis (like in the top 5 percentile) has a better chance of hitting all the good stuff simultaneously.

That said, I'm talking only about the mechanics of intercourse itself.  Having a big one doesn't mean you can just plow your way in and expect to satisfy her.  Of course women need to be kissed and held and caressed and touched.  And to be honest, it's better for guys that way as well (it raises our level of passion, and helps us get to a good, sustainable plateau, which in turn helps us last longer - which is the ultimate irony in male and female sexuality, that lots of foreplay helps women get there faster, and men get there slower).

But, for most couples the goal (the holy grail, really) is simultaneous climax during intercourse, and the sad fact is that most men are not going to be able to accomplish this without getting a hand down there to help things along, or getting very creative with positions.

Of couse, there's also the fact that every woman is different.  Some women really love penetration, and don't need a lot of other help.  Some women are entirely clitoral, and penetration alone is never going to put them over the top.

But size most certainly gives a dude an advantage.

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OK... the scary thing is... (5.00 / 1) (#17)
by NerdGirl on Sun Aug 01, 2004 at 08:11:19 PM GMT

Shortly before we got married, my Mum (who's quite straight-laced/wouldn't like SRU) gave us this Christian sex book.  Graphic descriptions of oral sex and all this other stuff, and she indicated that she had read it over and approved.  

Always kinda weird when family members (especially parents) give sex advice, etc.  My personal theory is that the weird feeling is hard-coded in us to help prevent inbreeding.

Who's dead now?
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Sure! (5.00 / 1) (#18)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Sun Aug 01, 2004 at 08:49:47 PM GMT

It is strange to get sex advice from ones parents.

My daughter has come to me asked the regular questions kids ask about sex, where babies come from, etc.  I have always been very open and honest and told her the truth.  I even got text books and the such so she could learn about human anatomy and what the differences were and why.  She has a very educated knowledge of what sex is and why but it isn't something she feels is dirty, taboo or 'the in thing'.  It is a normal function that adults do in a relationship.  She is cool with that and I think will be a very resposponsible person because she knows and understands the responsibilities of what occurs when you have sex, without precautions and why its good not to have sex until you are actually ready in mind and body.

Would I give her advice and tips on what to do, NO, but I would give her books. :-)  I think your Mom was wise to do that and it shows she cared enough to be concerned and maybe wished she could have talked about this with you.  It is hard if you have not been reared to do that, I know, I had to fight every inhibition I had to talk to my daughter because I wanted her to be a whole lot wiser than I was!! Ignorance can cause you to get hurt at a young age..........

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That was so cute.............. (5.00 / 1) (#16)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Sun Aug 01, 2004 at 11:35:49 AM GMT

"disturbing to the other SRU readers"!  This bunch?????  I doubt there is much anyone could say that would disturb, shock, surprise or really offend anyone here when it comes to sex and the human body, after all, aren't these the same people who splash 'goatsxe' all over the place???  

I think honesty and openess is much better than acting as if it is taboo!  We are all adults and human so its not like it isn't anything we don't know.  

Kind of like farting....everyone does it, they just don't admit it or talk about it, but its a natural, human function.  :-)

I am glad that you are open and have a good handle on what is important in a physical relationship.  That is so much more important than anything else (including a big penis!).  When you get older and sex is not so important anymore........who you are and the things you love about that person is very important.  You have to be able to eat dinner across the table from that person when you are 75 and not feel ill.  ;-)

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do you want me to answer this (none / 0) (#6)
by NerdGirl on Fri Jul 30, 2004 at 02:42:24 PM GMT

or are you after others' opinions?

Who's dead now?
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I already know your feelings on this matter. (none / 0) (#9)
by Beef on Fri Jul 30, 2004 at 11:01:01 PM GMT

:-)

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