Look here, I been reading this site for a while and I kinda noticed that nobody here seems to be from the neck of the woods that I am.

I got this real nice trailer with them windows you roll out with that little handle and it makes things real cool at night.  Pert near freeze in the winter but thats ok, we got us a woodstove in the living room and we fire her up and it gets pretty warm.  It sorta minds me of a can of liquid heat once she gets warmed up.

We aint got no indoor plumbing.  Our outhouse is as good as the day she was built and damn near as pretty.  It is Pine with a nice tin roof and we got a nice quarter moon and star cut out over the door so everybody knows that its the outhouse and not a guest cottage.  I keep the path mowed to it all summer cuz when you don't, the snakes and ticks and skeeters will damn near kill you on the way to take a shit.   You'd be slapping your legs and your ass and jumping and damn near shit your britches fore you get there.

We got us a sattelite dish and we can pick up all kinds of stuff on that there thing.  Hell, I seen more tits and ass on that thing than in the barn with Bessie.  The kids like to watch it for the cartoons and my favorite is that Cowardly Dog one where he is always trying to save his old grandma owner.

My job is building things up here for other folks who needs something or need something fixed.  My motto is 'Git her done' and go ahead and do her.

My favorite sport is Nascar and I love Dale Earnhardt Jr.
When his daddy died, I went down to the closest place that had them there soda machines and I took that one that had Dale on it, you know the one where he is looking right at you with that soda can in his hand.  I cry everytime I look at it.  The kids really like it since it spits out sodas when you put money in it.  Course I fixed it so you don't have to do that no more, you just hit the thing and they come right out.

Well sir, I gotta git to work and try to find a cool place to get drunk today.  My wife is hollering at the kids and at me and I figure she has enough of them to holler at, she don't need me around today.