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A quick MLP for ya

sex
By Bold Marauder
from the MLP sex food sleep repeat department, Section MLP
Posted on Wed Jul 21, 2004 at 12:08:25 PM GMT
Supermodel personals

If that isn't enough to pique your interest, consider this:
Some people say that bisexual chic is only proof that girls will jump on any bandwagon if they think it will make guys like them better, but we say, so what? We haven't had to pay for our own dinners since 1998.

Bonus: b00by p0ll within!

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b00beez?
b00beez h@\/\/+
I've seen plywood with better breasts
eh. I like mine better.

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A quick MLP for ya | 19 comments (11 topical, 0 hidden)
I'm go camping for four days (none / 0) (#10)
by Beef on Thu Jul 22, 2004 at 02:54:39 PM GMT

and SRU turns into Fark.

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How was your trip? [n/t] (none / 0) (#11)
by Bold Marauder on Thu Jul 22, 2004 at 03:06:41 PM GMT



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It alternated between (none / 0) (#16)
by Beef on Sun Jul 25, 2004 at 09:25:19 PM GMT

too hot and too rainy.

NerdGirl is still teaching me how to accept living with the dirt that gets everywhere, the cramped space, and the general dampness of clothes and towels.  I'm getting better about it, but I still have a long way to go.

Next time, we need to pick a state park with more than a quarter mile of biking trails, and lakes that aren't completely choked with algae and scum.

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The campfires were fun, though (none / 0) (#17)
by Beef on Sun Jul 25, 2004 at 09:26:18 PM GMT

i liek to burn stuff.

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I'll tell you next fall. (1.00 / 1) (#13)
by cyborg monkey on Fri Jul 23, 2004 at 04:53:56 AM GMT



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i gave you a 1 because: (5.00 / 2) (#14)
by handybundler on Sat Jul 24, 2004 at 09:01:40 PM GMT

i expected more out of you. like, say, a nanny nanny boo boo, stick your head in doo doo. better work on your schtick, cyborg_monkey fella!



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thanks luzer. (none / 0) (#18)
by cyborg monkey on Mon Jul 26, 2004 at 04:42:00 AM GMT

You still hang out on IRC?

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yes. stick around longer than 2 minutes (5.00 / 1) (#20)
by handybundler on Tue Jul 27, 2004 at 06:58:08 PM GMT

07:11 <m0rk> :>
07:12 <nukle> :>
08:41 --> Dr_Hfuhruhurr (bill@cloak-13A389C2.xxxxxx.cx) has joined #trolls
08:43 <-- Dr_Hfuhruhurr has quit (Quit: Dr_Hfuhruhurr)
11:02 --- Disconnected (Shitty Connection reset by peer).
11:03 --- Disconnected (Remote asshost closed socket).
11:03 --- Disconnected ().
11:03 --- Disconnected (Remote asshost closed socket).
11:03 --- Disconnected ().
11:03 --> You are now talking on #trolls
11:03 --- Topic for #trolls is < qwok> nukle: Winnie teh poo is a sicko.
11:03 --- Topic for #trolls set by j0nkatz at Mon Jul 12 14:36:47 2004
11:04 <-- m0rk has quit (area51.slashnet.org vortex.slashnet.org)
20:28 <mortos> omg, cyborg_monkey was here
20:28 <mortos> --> Dr_Hfuhruhurr (bill@cloak-13A389C2.xxxxxx.cx) has joined #trolls
20:28 <mortos> <-- Dr_Hfuhruhurr has quit (Quit: Dr_Hfuhruhurr)
20:28 --- You are now known as m0rk



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knock knock. who's there? banana. banana who? (none / 0) (#15)
by Bold Marauder on Sat Jul 24, 2004 at 09:11:35 PM GMT

knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I GOT TO THE FUCKING PUNCHLINE?!?!?

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Ha! (none / 0) (#8)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Thu Jul 22, 2004 at 11:10:26 AM GMT

There are more than 5!


For what it&#347; worth (none / 0) (#9)
by Bold Marauder on Thu Jul 22, 2004 at 11:36:05 AM GMT

I counted up to twelve before I decided I had far too much free time on my hands and went to go play with a ball of string in the corner.

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