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I saw your name and number on the wall.
By Beef from the one-hit number department, Section interviews Posted on Thu Jul 15, 2004 at 03:41:23 PM GMT

Jenny's Los Angeles (213) phone number is for sale.

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I save phone numbers
in a little black book
on my PDA
on my (literal) palm
IN MY HEAD
on my speed dial/cell phone
on the dry erase board that my a**hole roommate keeps erasing
by tagging railroad cars with them
on gum wrappers
in my good ol' trusty Rolodex
one word: "tattoo"
I have no need for friendship. Friendship causes pain.

Votes: 7
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I saw your name and number on the wall. | 10 comments (10 topical, 0 hidden)

thats ok, (5.00 / 2) (#9)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Sun Jul 18, 2004 at 03:41:24 AM GMT

I have you all beat! I have 3 numbers on my scalp, all 6's! >:D

Damn. Beats me. I fold. (no further text). (none / 0) (#10)
by Bold Marauder on Sun Jul 18, 2004 at 07:34:08 AM GMT

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Her (old) St. Louis number (5.00 / 1) (#7)
by News For Turds on Fri Jul 16, 2004 at 09:53:33 AM GMT

My cousin used to have 314-867-5309. Lived in Spanish Lake, a north-county suburb of St. Louis, at the time. They only had it for a year or two cuz they got sick of being pranked. Of course this was in the 80's when the song was a little more popular than it is today.

The really bad part was when our other cousin, Jennifer (or Jenny to her friends) was over and someone would call and ask for Jenny.

Those were the days.

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What kind of fool would save a number (5.00 / 2) (#1)
by Bold Marauder on Thu Jul 15, 2004 at 01:57:47 PM GMT

on their palm? It would be useless after the hair grows over it.

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I have many numbers on my Palm V. (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by vegetablespork on Thu Jul 15, 2004 at 07:33:03 PM GMT

And it's not the least bit hairy, although it's a bit aged.

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Ditto for my VIIx (none / 0) (#3)
by Vladinator on Thu Jul 15, 2004 at 08:01:03 PM GMT

En Tea

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"
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and my clie sj22 (none / 0) (#4)
by NerdGirl on Fri Jul 16, 2004 at 08:03:09 AM GMT

(OK, not a palm, but it does run palm OS. got it after the handspring gave up the ghost. nice res.)

Who's dead now?
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oh yeah?? (5.00 / 2) (#5)
by MFS on Fri Jul 16, 2004 at 09:07:27 AM GMT

I keep numbers on my Clie SJ22 AND my Zaurus 5500 AND my new stupid cell phone thingy.

So there, ha!

When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...
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Numbers? On a phone? (5.00 / 2) (#6)
by Bold Marauder on Fri Jul 16, 2004 at 09:16:39 AM GMT

That's just crazy talk!

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Really. (none / 0) (#8)
by Vladinator on Sat Jul 17, 2004 at 06:39:13 AM GMT

I mostly play breakout on my Blackberry 7510.

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"
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I saw your name and number on the wall. | 10 comments (10 topical, 0 hidden)

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Gnagloot, n.: A person who leaves all his ski passes on his jacket just to impress people.

- Rich Hall, "Sniglets"

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