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I first saw boobies at home...
By Bold Marauder from the Ever Nourishing Orbs Of Love department, Section Ask a Spork Posted on Thu Jul 15, 2004 at 08:23:23 AM GMT

where did you YOU first see b00b33z?

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I saw my frist b00b33z
on my |\/|0|\/|, at my first |\/|3@|_
on an african woman in an educational magazine
on a woman in an adult magazine
drawn on a wall
On Lady Justice
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I first saw boobies at home... | 13 comments (13 topical, 0 hidden)

On a cow? (5.00 / 2) (#5)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Thu Jul 15, 2004 at 03:29:00 PM GMT

Geez, I really don't know. Never was really that fascinated by them, guess if you have them, they don't seem so wonderful.

Gravity, Mammograms, breast cancer, back pain, buying bras to fight the gravity effect, etc, just seems to take all the interest out of having them..........that is until you run across someone who knows what to do with them.

missing poll option... (none / 0) (#9)
by NerdGirl on Fri Jul 16, 2004 at 08:00:53 AM GMT

on self?

seriously, you guys forget that there are females on this site too.

Who's dead now?
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I'm aware we have women here (none / 0) (#10)
by Bold Marauder on Fri Jul 16, 2004 at 08:45:24 AM GMT

I was not aware we had booby-lovin women, however. ;)

No, seriously speaking, It's certainly possible for a woman to see other boobs before her own sprouted. She could be nursed (which was put on the poll), there is about showering together in gym class (the bane of all early-bloomers), or even magazines ( I don't think girls would be interested enough to look or be curious?)...

If I ever make a "whose breasts are your favorite" poll, I'll remember to include an "my own" option. :-)

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ok, this is a rather late retort... (none / 0) (#12)
by NerdGirl on Wed Jul 28, 2004 at 07:16:10 AM GMT

not a b00bie-loving woman, just don't remember seeing my mum's.

Who's dead now?
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and for my next poll... (none / 0) (#6)
by Bold Marauder on Thu Jul 15, 2004 at 03:46:21 PM GMT

boobies; better to have or to hold?

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We could ask the same poll about (none / 0) (#7)
by Beef on Thu Jul 15, 2004 at 04:07:20 PM GMT

wieners.

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True, maybe even more so (none / 0) (#8)
by Bold Marauder on Thu Jul 15, 2004 at 04:17:21 PM GMT

considering Linda's comment about the downside of having boobs. I don't think too many men have to worry about needing support for their weiner, though I've gotten serveral mailings that promise that I could have that problem if I use their products!

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Possibly the only downside is... (none / 0) (#11)
by BringBackATV on Sat Jul 17, 2004 at 09:45:29 AM GMT

...getting it caught in the zipper when you're in a rush to get out of the bog.

AAARGH!

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There are other drawbacks. (none / 0) (#13)
by Beef on Fri Jul 30, 2004 at 11:07:27 PM GMT

Underwear. Your choices are:

Briefs: you can guess the obvious downside there.

Boxers: if you get happy, everyone can see the log running halfway down to your knee (note: when you are single, this is not necessarily a bad thing)

Also people with this ... um ... affliction end up needing to buy jeans several sizes too big, then using a belt to keep them up.

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On a girl I used to hang around with... (5.00 / 2) (#3)
by haplopeart on Wed Jul 14, 2004 at 10:21:31 AM GMT

...one of the girls that used to hang out with us where I lived when I was 10-11ish...

She was cute as all get out the bunch of us...3-4 guys and 2-3 girls got to playing a big game of show me yours in someone's backyard when their parents were not home...she was the first to have a bra, and breasts so we got here to show us the bra and then to take it off...

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On a 1917 quarter. (5.00 / 2) (#1)
by Beef on Wed Jul 14, 2004 at 08:07:36 AM GMT

Arguably the most beautiful coin ever minted in the US.

Especially if you like boobies.

Come to think of it... (5.00 / 2) (#2)
by Beef on Wed Jul 14, 2004 at 08:09:52 AM GMT

that's probably where Strom Thurmond first saw them as well.

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I'm sure he saw his first much, much earlier (5.00 / 1) (#4)
by Bold Marauder on Wed Jul 14, 2004 at 02:28:26 PM GMT

after all, isn't he one of the few people to have seen this when it still had arms?

On a side note; honary boobie prize goes to this page of wallpapers I found while doing a search for the above photo.

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