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FW: Terrorists

IBC Root Beer
By Bold Marauder
from the Tales From Teh Inbox department, Section Strange, but - true?
Posted on Thu Jun 24, 2004 at 09:37:01 AM GMT
Recently we have received credible evidence there have been seven terrorists working in your office.

Six of the seven have been apprehended.

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Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin, Bin Drinkin and Bin Ass-Kissin have been taken into custody.

At this time, no one fitting the description of the seventh terrorist - Bin Workin - has been found at your office.

We are confident that anyone who looks like he's Bin Workin will be very easy to spot.

You are OBVIOUSLY not a suspect at this time, so keep on doing what you Bin Doin.

Sincerely,
Bin Tellin

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FW: Terrorists | 5 comments (5 topical, 0 hidden)
Hello, my name is (5.00 / 1) (#1)
by Beef on Thu Jun 24, 2004 at 12:52:03 PM GMT

Bin Fristpoasting



Pleased to meet you (5.00 / 2) (#2)
by BringBackATV on Thu Jun 24, 2004 at 01:16:58 PM GMT

My name is Bin Liner.


-- No thanks, I would not like sugar with my cornflakes
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When my wife and her family went to England (5.00 / 1) (#3)
by Beef on Thu Jun 24, 2004 at 02:00:27 PM GMT

it took about ten minutes of describing what a "garbage bag" was before the store clerk finally realized that what they needed was a "bin liner."

Also, Pommies don't keep their eggs in the fridge, for some not-adequately-explained reason.

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even harder to find in england than garbage bags (none / 0) (#4)
by NerdGirl on Fri Jun 25, 2004 at 10:25:21 PM GMT

are washclothes.  for some odd reason, hotels and B&Bs don't provide them there.  they expect you to bring your own.

Who's dead now?
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That's because . . . (5.00 / 1) (#5)
by vegetablespork on Thu Jul 01, 2004 at 06:56:34 PM GMT

. . . Brits don't bathe (Anglophile moderators: I'm kidding!).

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