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By cyborg monkey from the Sissy Boy department, Section Dead at 54 Posted on Thu Jun 10, 2004 at 07:37:00 PM GMT

Who cares?

I do, because we have 2 outa 3.

One more the have the hat trick of death!

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Ray Charles Dead... | 12 comments (12 topical, 0 hidden)

Almost a month, and no #3. Does this mean... (none / 0) (#12)
by Bold Marauder on Fri Jul 09, 2004 at 03:38:22 PM GMT

we fail it?

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What'd I Say (5.00 / 1) (#11)
by Beef on Sat Jun 12, 2004 at 10:03:40 PM GMT

we used to play this in pep band in high school. i misread the rhythm, but the band director just thought I was trying to rush the band ahead, so we got in this big fight it was totally cool. this was in 1993. it is now 2004.

also my monitor has been taken over by aliens. also we have two baby siamese kittens and they are very cute.

this concludes my post about ray charles.

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I am so toally drunk right now (5.00 / 1) (#10)
by Beef on Sat Jun 12, 2004 at 09:58:22 PM GMT

This is what happens when you mix tequila and mike's lemonade. highly recommended.

i feel, like really really good.

i got hungry though, so i thawed out a bunch of frozen shrimp, and just totally pigged out on them.

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No.......... (none / 0) (#7)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Sat Jun 12, 2004 at 11:19:38 AM GMT

It will be Joe Cocker, have you seen any pics of him lately????

Seriously, Dick is a good guess and JP2, but I am thinking they are waiting a bit.....someone else will go first.

Who do I wish........Paris Hilton!!!!

Paris Hilton won't die. (none / 0) (#9)
by Beef on Sat Jun 12, 2004 at 12:21:08 PM GMT

She'll merely return to where she came from when her mission here is complete.

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My guess? Richard Stallman (none / 0) (#8)
by Bold Marauder on Sat Jun 12, 2004 at 12:01:17 PM GMT

...who will be destined to go down in history as the first person to be assasinated using soap and water.

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Truly an American icon... (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by News For Turds on Fri Jun 11, 2004 at 05:48:16 AM GMT

this line of text does not count. Neither does this. In fact, nothing in this entire pr0st33z really counts. have a nice GO FUCK UYOURSLEF!

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Who's number three? (5.00 / 4) (#1)
by Beef on Thu Jun 10, 2004 at 06:42:12 PM GMT

Stephen King?

What's number one? This post.

We'll have to wait and see. (none / 0) (#3)
by cyborg monkey on Fri Jun 11, 2004 at 08:55:51 AM GMT

I'm hoping someone from Bush's cabinet or Dicky boy.

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Dick (none / 0) (#4)
by Beef on Fri Jun 11, 2004 at 12:38:02 PM GMT

is a ticking time-bomb. With all the recent death, everyone's deadpool is getting flushed out. Worth considering.

I'd still put JP2, Ozzy, any surviving member of the Stones, Marlon Brando, and Billy Graham ahead of him, though.

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Who is JP2? (none / 0) (#5)
by cyborg monkey on Fri Jun 11, 2004 at 12:44:28 PM GMT

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Karol Wojtyla (5.00 / 1) (#6)
by Beef on Fri Jun 11, 2004 at 01:51:41 PM GMT

The Holy Father, Roman Pontiff, Successor of Peter, Christ's Legate on Earth, Head of the Holy and Apostolic Roman Catholic Church, His Holiness John Paul II.

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