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I have a fan club! yay!
By MFS from the b00yah! department, Section Diaries Posted on Tue May 18, 2004 at 02:35:16 PM GMT

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I have a fan club! yay! | 14 comments (14 topical, 0 hidden)

MFS........... (none / 0) (#13)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Thu May 20, 2004 at 01:10:20 PM GMT

You are the NEW American Idol!!!!!!!!!

She bang! She bang! (5.00 / 2) (#14)
by Beef on Fri May 21, 2004 at 07:39:33 AM GMT

nt

[ Parent ]

A question. (none / 0) (#12)
by Reza on Thu May 20, 2004 at 09:42:51 AM GMT

What did you do to the little dears to garner such *love* from them?

Just briefly looked over spacefem... (none / 0) (#6)
by Bold Marauder on Tue May 18, 2004 at 05:20:52 PM GMT

...so, did you ban her IP, or are you going to let her twist in the wind for fun and profit?

--
.-=Welcome to the Vaginal Grid=-.

only spacefem can ban the IP (none / 0) (#7)
by MFS on Tue May 18, 2004 at 05:24:42 PM GMT

and as of right now, we're not... though we have made it a point to let them know how dumb they are.

When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...
[ Parent ]

Fawking K1dd13s (5.00 / 1) (#3)
by Vladinator on Tue May 18, 2004 at 05:14:53 PM GMT

Fawking 1d10t5

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"

What care you about spacefem? (5.00 / 3) (#1)
by Beef on Tue May 18, 2004 at 02:55:02 PM GMT

Giving the site a cursory glance, I've rarely encountered such a wretched hive of intellectual vacuousness.

Ye should consider this an honor.

For once... (5.00 / 1) (#8)
by cyborg monkey on Wed May 19, 2004 at 04:51:30 AM GMT

I agree with you.

spacefem has always been puke. SRU is more interesting.

MFS, I did not realize that you were into 14 year old girls. Sad really.

[ Parent ]

I've considered charging them (none / 0) (#9)
by MFS on Wed May 19, 2004 at 06:28:46 AM GMT

for help with homework.

When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...
[ Parent ]

is this you? (none / 0) (#10)
by cyborg monkey on Wed May 19, 2004 at 06:35:54 AM GMT

MFS: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
Anonymous Girl: Aight.
MFS: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
Anonymous Girl: I slip out of my pants, just for you, MFS.
MFS: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Anonymous Girl: Oh, I like to play dress up.
MFS: Me too baby.
Anonymous Girl: I kiss you softly on your chest.
MFS: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
Anonymous Girl: Hey...
MFS: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
Anonymous Girl: Funny I still don't see it.
MFS: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
Anonymous Girl: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
MFS: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
MFS: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
Anonymous Girl: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
MFS: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
MFS: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
MFS: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
MFS: Baby?

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heh (none / 0) (#11)
by MFS on Wed May 19, 2004 at 09:25:23 AM GMT

I was reading those the other day... those crack me up.

When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...
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regarding spacefem & her forums (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by MFS on Tue May 18, 2004 at 03:32:19 PM GMT

I've been on her forums since something like day 4... unlike many other websites, I take it to heart. A lot of kids (yes, kids) post there, and if I can have a positive impact on them through my participation there, then that just kicks ass...

But every now and then some dumbass comes along and tried to play martyr. This is one of those people. From day one, they chose to make it a me vs. them fight, for reasons that I really have no clue.

Spacefem's forums are quite varied, and are not for everyone. There is indeed a lot of tripe, but there's also a lot of good... it just has an average member age of 14, and mostly girls... (yeah, yeah, I'm a big perv... whatever)...

either way... I now have a fanclub, so I rule!

When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...
[ Parent ]

I hope your fanclub (5.00 / 1) (#4)
by Vladinator on Tue May 18, 2004 at 05:15:20 PM GMT

Is never as active as mine.

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"
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the one advantage (5.00 / 1) (#5)
by MFS on Tue May 18, 2004 at 05:18:06 PM GMT

is that I can contact their parents...

When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...
[ Parent ]

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