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Tony Randall, dead at age 84

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By xxxxxxxxxx, Section Dead at 54
Posted on Tue May 18, 2004 at 03:22:28 PM GMT
Film, stage and screen star, Tony Randall died at the age of 84.  He died from pneumonia after having a by-pass surgery for his heart.

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Tony Randall was a fixture on the David Letterman show for a long time.  He was there close to 70 times and was always doing something to knock his character that had built up over the years from his Felix Unger days. "Fussy Felix"

Tony Randall married in recent years a woman 50 years younger than he and fathered two children.  Not bad for a 'fussy old Felix' if you ask me!!

He will always be remembered for his humor, his talent and his long career on stage to which he devoted a lot of money to help a lot of younger stars get there start.  He also was not afraid to play the part of a homosexual back in years before Ellen Degeneres came out on television!  Being a true talent, he felt no role was taboo........it was about playing your best no matter what.

Broadway, Hollywood and David Letterman will miss him.

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I always thought Tony Randall was.......
A. Gay!
B. The other guy, Oscar Madison, I always got those two confused!
C. Didn't know he was still alive before this report!
D. Never heard of Tony Randall.
E. He had two kids and wife 50 years younger than him??????
F. He made movies? What movies?
G David Lettermans father.

Votes: 4
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Tony Randall, dead at age 84 | 8 comments (8 topical, 0 hidden)
Write in: (2.50 / 2) (#3)
by cyborg monkey on Wed May 19, 2004 at 06:36:33 AM GMT

Who cares.



You must have missed option (5.00 / 1) (#4)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Wed May 19, 2004 at 02:04:08 PM GMT

D. Who is Tony Randall?

That pretty much sums up what you said......."Who cares?"

I was just thinking that you might like this because he had a wife at the age of 84 who was 50 years younger than him and he had two kids by her.  Now CM, don't tell me that isn't what you are striving for in your old age!!!!

OMFG.........don't tell me you are more interested in having Hamster kids when you get old???!!!!!!!

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Lay off the booze. (3.00 / 2) (#5)
by cyborg monkey on Fri May 21, 2004 at 11:44:08 AM GMT



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Nah! (5.00 / 1) (#6)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Sat May 22, 2004 at 03:29:14 PM GMT

The world isn't half as much fun when you are sober.  You know that 'Mr. Mad Dog 20/20'.

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Everclear (5.00 / 1) (#7)
by Beef on Sun May 23, 2004 at 07:01:55 PM GMT

How well does Everclear mix?  I actually found a liquor store that sells it.  I was thinking that would make one wicked-ass screwdriver.  Add a few drops of that to pretty much anything, and it'll pack a whollup.

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Everclear. (5.00 / 2) (#8)
by cyborg monkey on Mon May 24, 2004 at 04:35:55 AM GMT

Take a watermellon, cut a quarter-sized hole in one end.  Screw the bottle into the watermellon and stand upright so that all the everclear will run into the mellon.

You really cannot taste the alcohol, but it will kick your ass.

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missing poll option: (5.00 / 2) (#2)
by Bold Marauder on Tue May 18, 2004 at 12:55:48 PM GMT

¨...TRULY an american icon!¨

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"F.U." is for Felix Unger... (5.00 / 2) (#1)
by Beef on Tue May 18, 2004 at 12:11:09 PM GMT

and "F.P." is for me!



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