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And now, an editorial

rants & raves
By Bold Marauder
from the Scott Pakin Uber Alles department, Section Complete and Total Nonsense
Posted on Tue May 11, 2004 at 05:51:45 PM GMT
Scampering Playful Kittens should stop and savor life, not create a factitious demand for its acrimonious publicity stunts, but that's not the point of this editorial.

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The point is that it subordinates rationality in decision making. But first, I'm going to jump ahead a bit and talk in general terms about how the most spiteful losers you'll ever see often act with a mob mentality. Then, I'll back up and fill in some of the details. Okay, so to start with the general stuff, I see how important its smarmy dissertations are to its brethren and I laugh. I laugh because to say that hanging out with illiberal energumens is a wonderful, culturally enriching experience is bitter nonsense and untrue to boot. Okay, there's no reason for me to be appalling, so I'll leave you with this concept: It's likely that one of these days Scampering Playful Kittens will force me to undergo "treatment" to cure my "problem" if we don't stop it now.

In closing, all I can say is omg, i wanna have like 10,000 of Scott Pakin's babies.

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The Scott Pakin complaint generator
Is the roxor omg!
Dated nineties technology
dated ninties technology that still gets the bites

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Complaint generators (none / 0) (#4)
by Beef on Wed May 12, 2004 at 06:50:23 AM GMT

are so 1996.



Most people on the net in 2004 (none / 0) (#5)
by Bold Marauder on Wed May 12, 2004 at 07:06:09 AM GMT

weren't on the net in 1999, much less 1996. Any way you slice it, I managed to get a few bites using the pakin generator, even after I admitted that I was using it!

I thought it was filters (jive, swedish chef, etc) that were big in 1996? oh well, maybe I'm thinking of 1997: not that I remember much of either year particularly. Thank god for cheap beer, huh?

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The four epochs of the Modern Internet (5.00 / 1) (#8)
by Beef on Wed May 12, 2004 at 07:29:51 AM GMT

1. Ate My Balls

2. Hampsterdance

3. Mahir

4. All Your Base

Complaint generators are from the "Ate My Balls" epoch, whereas filters are from the "Hampsterdance" epoch.

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TP (5.00 / 1) (#3)
by handybundler on Tue May 11, 2004 at 06:51:41 PM GMT

turd post.





Hahahhahahah! (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Tue May 11, 2004 at 11:34:07 AM GMT

that site is so good, I have about a phone book worths of people I could use that on. ;-)

Playful Kittens are necessary to make us realize that we are more advanced in our thinking!



Playful kittens have confined me to my room (none / 0) (#7)
by Bold Marauder on Wed May 12, 2004 at 07:08:28 AM GMT

...on more than one occasion!!!

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Nice one dude (5.00 / 1) (#1)
by BringBackATV on Tue May 11, 2004 at 10:24:46 AM GMT

I was just thinking about that site the other day - can think of one or two suitable targets for its use :-)
-- No thanks, I would not like sugar with my cornflakes


I'm almost thinking of going into assault mode (none / 0) (#6)
by Bold Marauder on Wed May 12, 2004 at 07:07:20 AM GMT

with it. It's worked surprisingly well.

I may even go onto /. and try my luck.

Or not.

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