Sporks-R-Us:  Bastard Hybrid Utensil of D00M!
Front Page · Everything · News · Op/Ed · Ask A Spork · Interviews · Religion · Reviews · MLP · AK5CG · Strange · Cats · Nonsense · Fiction · Dead at 54 · The Pits of Hell · Meta · Vlad's Store · Diaries · Site News
Olsen Twins, and losers, lead 'most beautiful' list

pantz
By Bold Marauder
from the Age Of Bliss Is Drawing Closer department, Section News
Posted on Thu Apr 29, 2004 at 07:18:35 PM GMT
as seen on yahoo

NEW YORK - Couples rule People magazine's list of "The 50 Most Beautiful People in the World 2004," with cover girl Jennifer Aniston (news) and her husband, Brad Pitt (news), among them.

click below for:

dividing image



"I was an unfortunate looking teenager," Aniston tells the magazine in an interview. "I never felt beautiful, ever."

She also says she and Pitt are "absolutely in the process" of trying to have a baby, which includes taking folic acid and setting aside a room in their new house for a possible nursery.

Husband-and-wife pop and reality TV stars Jessica Simpson (news) and Nick Lachey -- who are everywhere else these days -- also made the list.

So did Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

 -- though technically they're not a couple --

but they are twins, and they co-star in the upcoming movie "New York Minute."

Another set of sisters -- models Alexandra and Theodora Richards, the daughters of Rolling Stone Keith Richards (news) -- also made the list.

Halle Berry (news) is among the magazine's beauties for the eighth time, tying Julia Roberts (news) for the most appearances.

Nicole Kidman (news) makes her sixth appearance, and fellow Aussie Hugh Jackman (news) is on the list for the fourth year in a row.

The sports world is represented by New York Yankees third baseman Alex Rodriguez, NASCAR (news - web sites) driver Dale Earnhardt (news) Jr. and U.S. Olympic softball pitcher Jennie Finch.

And Kwame Jackson, who was fired by Donald Trump on "The Apprentice," is workin' it in People.

The 15th annual "Most Beautiful People" issue hits newsstands Friday.

< Reality Telivision | Murder suspect gave head, gets aquitted >
Menu
· create account · faq · search · mission · topics

Login
Make a new account
Username:
Password:

Poll
Olsen Twins...not a couple?
Of course they are!
Of course not, they're not appalachian
fap fap fap ...did you say something...? fap fap fap

Votes: 1
Results | Other Polls

Related Links
· Olsen
· as seen on yahoo
· More on pantz
· Also by Bold Marauder

Display: Sort:
Olsen Twins, and losers, lead 'most beautiful' list | 10 comments (3 topical, 0 hidden)
Hugh Jackman! (5.00 / 1) (#3)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Thu Apr 29, 2004 at 02:08:14 PM GMT

I am so glad the Olsens are finally legal so you guys can lust without being petiphiles!!



In the words of the immoral Oscar Wilde: (none / 0) (#5)
by Bold Marauder on Thu Apr 29, 2004 at 07:21:33 PM GMT

"I'll never understand the appeal of petiphilia; housecats are just too small!!"

--
.-=Welcome to the Vaginal Grid=-.
[ Parent ]


Tina Fey (none / 0) (#2)
by Beef on Thu Apr 29, 2004 at 10:13:14 AM GMT

is also unbelievably sexy. Even with that scar on her face.

--
Be conservative in what you do. Be liberal in what you accept from others.



Olsen Twins, and losers, lead 'most beautiful' list | 10 comments (3 topical, 0 hidden)
Display: Sort:

SRU - Embrace the Spork! SourceForge Logo Powered by Scoop
Inspiration
Good day to let down old friends who need help.

Please buy the stuff we sell on ebay.
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective companies. Comments are owned by the Poster. The Rest © 2003-2006 The Management

create account | faq | search