Sporks-R-Us:  Bastard Hybrid Utensil of D00M!
Front Page · Everything · News · Op/Ed · Ask A Spork · Interviews · Religion · Reviews · MLP · AK5CG · Strange · Cats · Nonsense · Fiction · Dead at 54 · The Pits of Hell · Meta · Vlad's Store · Diaries · Site News
Reality Telivision

Down on the Farm
By xxxxxxxxxx, Section Complete and Total Nonsense
Posted on Wed Apr 28, 2004 at 05:23:16 AM GMT
This trend towards 'reality' is somehow turning out to be more of a 'Hollywood' Cinderella Circus than a true reality.

dividing image



We are inundated with so much of this that its hard to keep up.

Survivor, American Idol, High School Reunion, The Swan, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Miracle Makeover, etc.  

For the most part, some are very entertaining.  'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy' is one of those that tends to be funny, sometimes touching and very upbeat.  Carson is the best on their for his quick quips and just downright funny adlibs.  

American Idol has been a disappointment from the start, what with mediocre talent and Simon who finds nothing positive in anything (The man who gave us 'Spice Girls' is worthy of judging anybodies talent?).  Most of the contestants at best are talented but not what would be called 'Idol' status.  Not one of them really shines or sings the socks off anyone.  Makes one wish for just one Aretha Franklin or Marvin Gaye in the bunch.  It is very sad when talent is made with looks and how much you shine, not how well you sing.  Duh!  None of that translates well onto a DVD or radio!!  

The Swan makes one think a lot deeper than any other reality show I can think of.  First of all, they are dealing with women who frankly, if they just took better care of themselves, got some counseling and fixed their hair, would be allright without all the plastic surgery.  It is sad when it comes down to having confidence and poise and self worth all due to the fact you look like a Hollywood Starlet.  Some of the makeovers are fantastic, but they look so different, makes you wonder if they even know who they are when they finally see themselves. (These women go for 3 months without seeing themselves, no mirrors).  They have to go through a rigorous physical exercise regimen and lots and lots of plastic surgery (also dental work which I am for as your teeth are important to your health and well being no matter what!).  The women get intensive therepy to help them like the woman inside, all this being done while they don't see what they look like.

The deal is, they see themselves in front of a mirror for the first time after 3 months on an episode to show the audience the dramatic changeover.  It leaves you feeling somehow drained and sort of wondering what in the hell did these people need to feel worth something?  All the women so far have been absolutely gorgeous when done with the transformation, but you wonder if they wouldn't have been just as happy with all the the stuff going on, minus the plastic surgery, once the 3 months was up.  Counseling can do wonders for your self esteem. Looks cannot change you on the inside, not really.  What happens when they gain weight or get older and start to lose the looks.  Are they back to square one again?

Not being a huge fan of tv in the first place, it has been a adventure to watch some of these shows and see how tv has evolved into this mirror into others lives, Hollywood style.  In a nutshell, it looks as though the audience has been duped again!!  We are really just watching soap operas with low budget actors, encased in a golden presentation to get you hooked.  Nothing new really.

Makes me long for 'You Bet Your Life' with Groucho Marx re-runs.

< Understanding Slashdot Groupthink | Olsen Twins, and losers, lead 'most beautiful' list >
Menu
· create account · faq · search · mission · topics

Login
Make a new account
Username:
Password:

Poll
My favorite 'reality' show is......
A. Survivor #11,390
B. American Idol
C. All My Children
D. The Swan
E. High School Reunion
F. Mad, Mad House
G. Fear Factor
H. David Letterman

Votes: 3
Results | Other Polls

Related Links
· More on Down on the Farm
· Also by xxxxxxxxxx

Display: Sort:
Reality Telivision | 13 comments (13 topical, 0 hidden)
blogs killed the tv star... (5.00 / 1) (#12)
by kpaul on Thu Apr 29, 2004 at 02:25:45 PM GMT

seriously, kill your tv. i had video at one time of some friends tossing one off their roof...


J-Log - Journalism News :: Media Views



I will not 'kill' my television as ... (none / 0) (#13)
by Bold Marauder on Thu Apr 29, 2004 at 05:38:31 PM GMT

...that would require 0wning a television.

--
.-=Welcome to the Vaginal Grid=-.
[ Parent ]


"You Bet Your Life" (none / 0) (#2)
by Beef on Wed Apr 28, 2004 at 09:33:51 AM GMT

50 bucks says NBC starts this up again with Robin Williams as host.

--
Be conservative in what you do. Be liberal in what you accept from others.



That would be worth watching. (none / 0) (#4)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Wed Apr 28, 2004 at 01:23:01 PM GMT

Robin Williams is worth watching just to see what the hell he will do or say.

[ Parent ]


I had forgotten (none / 0) (#6)
by Beef on Wed Apr 28, 2004 at 01:48:50 PM GMT

NBC already tried this several years ago with Bill Cosby.

Maybe this time around, they will do with with girls in bikinis.

Just so long as Robin Williams isn't in a bikini.

--
Be conservative in what you do. Be liberal in what you accept from others.
[ Parent ]



Robin Williams made sense, Bill Cosby didn't. (none / 0) (#7)
by Bold Marauder on Wed Apr 28, 2004 at 02:40:44 PM GMT

And I mean, he really didn't. Robin Williams and Groucho Marx were both known for their cutting, and sponteneous wit. Bill Cosby was known for...pushing fudge and demonstrating that blacks, too, can make insipid television.

Of course, for that kind of show, you'd really want someone like george carlin, but for the price of one carlin, you can sponsor five or six survivor spinoffs (as Beef already pointed out).

I like coffee, I haven't had enough of it today.

--
.-=Welcome to the Vaginal Grid=-.
[ Parent ]



Frank Caliendo (none / 0) (#9)
by Beef on Thu Apr 29, 2004 at 07:03:23 AM GMT

MadTV's Frank Caliendo would be a good replacement for Williams (or anyone else).  This guy is the most brilliant impressionist I have seen in a long, long time.  He does a schtick in which he impersonates Robin Williams doing a one-man Wizard-of-Oz.  Dead f-ing on.

I recorded his Comedy Central routine to DVD - if anyone's interested, just let me know.

--
Be conservative in what you do. Be liberal in what you accept from others.
[ Parent ]



DVD copy? (none / 0) (#10)
by cyborg monkey on Thu Apr 29, 2004 at 12:50:28 PM GMT

You do realize that you can be arrested for that?

[ Parent ]


Reality TV is all about cheep tee-vee (5.00 / 1) (#1)
by Bold Marauder on Wed Apr 28, 2004 at 08:42:13 AM GMT

and SRU is all about scoring eff-pee

--
.-=Welcome to the Vaginal Grid=-.


cheap tv... (5.00 / 1) (#3)
by Beef on Wed Apr 28, 2004 at 09:40:45 AM GMT

To paraphrase a Jim Rome rant on this subject...

Who needs writers, directors, actors... it's so much easier to drop a bunch of losers on an island, or round up several dozen karaoke hacks, or shut a bunch of coeds in a house, and roll camera.  Until they run out of midgets and elephants, and 20-year-old women willing to eat bugs while wearing a bikini, and skanks who want to marry some tool for a chance to get on TV, reality TV isn't going anywhere.

It's only a matter of time before we devolve into Stripping For Cash, and Live Snuff TV.

--
Be conservative in what you do. Be liberal in what you accept from others.
[ Parent ]



Reminds of that song, (5.00 / 1) (#5)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Wed Apr 28, 2004 at 01:26:53 PM GMT

by Tom Petty 'Your Jammin Me'.  

'Take back Eddie Murphy, take back Joe Piscapo, take back MTV, find them all some place to go..'

I can imagine if Tom watches tv, he is wishing he had Eddie and Joe to watch instead of the garbage we are barraged with now.

[ Parent ]



You're not your. (none / 0) (#8)
by cyborg monkey on Thu Apr 29, 2004 at 04:24:05 AM GMT

you goober.

[ Parent ]


yeah, yeah, (none / 0) (#11)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Thu Apr 29, 2004 at 01:57:33 PM GMT

I was typing fast and didn't bother to check for spelling and proper use of words.....I don't use spell check.

And that is "Goober" to you sir!

[ Parent ]



Reality Telivision | 13 comments (13 topical, 0 hidden)
Display: Sort:

SRU - Embrace the Spork! SourceForge Logo Powered by Scoop
Inspiration
One seldom sees a monument to a committee.

Please buy the stuff we sell on ebay.
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective companies. Comments are owned by the Poster. The Rest © 2003-2006 The Management

create account | faq | search