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First ever practical application of Timecube science

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By Beef
from the we look for thing to make us go department, Section News
Posted on Mon Apr 19, 2004 at 01:43:02 PM GMT
Now available in Japan: Cooling Cube. This beer dispenser works by "creat[ing] a healing time and space beyond reality." I assume the Cooling Cube is able to "tap into" the Timecube's extra 3 24-hour days to create its healing time.

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Currently, Coors scientists are figuring out how to "tap the Rockies," long thought to contain extrareality space-time, to bring a competitor to market. The Miller Brewing Company was the first beer producer to experiment with artificial reality, but their "Miller Time" has proven to be too unstable to dispense in cube form.
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You're a racist. (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by cyborg monkey on Tue Apr 20, 2004 at 05:50:15 AM GMT





fo' shizzle. (5.00 / 1) (#3)
by Beef on Tue Apr 20, 2004 at 06:50:43 AM GMT


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by Beef on Mon Apr 19, 2004 at 10:44:10 AM GMT

I shoulda made Timecube a link.

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