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trippy shroooooooooms
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By dirtyhippy42
from the dirtyhippy42 department, Section Religion
Posted on Fri Apr 16, 2004 at 09:03:40 AM GMT
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As long as my probation officer doesn't come knocking at my door within the next week over last week's piss test (I'm not sure if I passed), everything is ready to roll for the dirtyhippy42 Super Shroom Grow Project.
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| Oh how I yearn to see colorful fractals before my very eyes, to see my music and hear the subtle harmonics pulsating from every color in an oil painting. Not even the Slashdot faggots will be able to stop me now! Muhahahaha. The [b]only[/b] thing that could possibly get in the way is that damn piss test. That would suck to go back to jail now. My asshole is healing nicely and I don't want it to be torn again, lest it become partially or completely prolapsed. I have been very nervous about this prospect, which has led to much binge eating and excessive masturbation. If I go back the judge could give me my prison sentence of three years. By the time I get out I will be too old to have sex and my anus will probably look like the guy on http://goat.cx. Mmmmmph, that no good! At least I'm not looking at 20 years or something. By then the free software movement may have actually made inroads or Timothy and CmdrTaco may have announced their homosexual love. The anticipation!!...... I will find out soon.
In other news I went for a probation-mandated drug and alcohol assesment today and only have to go to counseling once every 2-3 weeks, so that's good. That stuff is a load of trite. I don't know if anyone here has ever been to a Narcotics Anonymous meeting but here's the deal: A bunch of tweakers, cokeheads, alcoholics and heroin addicts bitch and moan about how drugs have ruined their lives and how sharing their story is the only way to keep clean. Most of the people that attend meetings are shot-out looking. Missing teeth, butt-ugly. It's horrible. I've done crack, heroin, everything except methamphetamine and I had no problem not making a habit out of it. Fucking stupid ugly people is all they are. I'm going to go clean my syringes now. |
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