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Martha get's a new gig

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By Vladinator
from the Vladinator department, Section Complete and Total Nonsense
Posted on Sat Mar 06, 2004 at 01:48:38 PM GMT
It would seem she's now going to be the host of "Martha Stewart's The Big House"

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Martha get's a new gig | 6 comments (6 topical, 0 hidden)
5 bucks says . . . (5.00 / 4) (#1)
by vegetablespork on Sat Mar 06, 2004 at 06:59:38 PM GMT

no jail time. If I lose that one, double or nothing that she does time in a special prison for the rich (a.k.a. "Club Fed") and doesn't have to pick out just the right chintz curtains for her new husband, Thelma.


No way. (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by Vladinator on Mon Mar 08, 2004 at 01:16:56 AM GMT

I'm betting on federal "Pound me in the ass" prison.

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Martha enslaved with (5.00 / 1) (#3)
by handybundler on Mon Mar 08, 2004 at 07:04:56 AM GMT

nipple clamps, strap ons, whips, etc. i want video and images. now.



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Mmm mmm mmm. (none / 0) (#5)
by Beef on Fri Mar 12, 2004 at 10:07:36 AM GMT

There's nothing I like better than S+M pics featuring saggy 60-something houseware divas and big hairy lesbians.

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At this point, it looks like (none / 0) (#6)
by Bold Marauder on Fri Mar 12, 2004 at 05:14:19 PM GMT

that will be the only way she'll ever be on the airwaves again.

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Wow. I didn't realise (none / 0) (#4)
by Bold Marauder on Mon Mar 08, 2004 at 08:16:45 AM GMT

they relocated Club Fed to Gor.

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