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Looks like it's Bush into 2009
By Beef from the strategery department, Section News Posted on Wed Mar 03, 2004 at 10:35:53 AM GMT

The Democrats just pissed away any chance they had of unseating Bush. If you don't like W, it's going to be a long four years and ten months. If you like him, you can pretty much relax at this point. Wow... I'll be 32 when the dude leaves office.

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Looks like it's Bush into 2009 | 11 comments (11 topical, 0 hidden)

Good shit (5.00 / 1) (#8)
by deadcat on Mon Mar 08, 2004 at 05:06:18 AM GMT

Bush is the most awesome troll ever!

I wouldn't say "ever" (5.00 / 1) (#9)
by Bold Marauder on Mon Mar 08, 2004 at 08:20:39 AM GMT

I'd reserve that honor for John Ashcroft.

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I'd reserve that honor for (none / 0) (#10)
by Beef on Mon Mar 08, 2004 at 10:43:39 AM GMT

Ralph Nader.

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Cue 3... 2... 1... (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by Beef on Tue Mar 02, 2004 at 09:17:08 PM GMT

...Kerry swerves suddenly and violently towards the center...

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Ha ha! (5.00 / 3) (#1)
by PowerSpork 5000 on Tue Mar 02, 2004 at 09:00:47 PM GMT

I get to hear more whining for the next four years.

In addition y'all can whine that you didn't get fp.

Suck it, biznitches!

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What's really ironic is (5.00 / 3) (#3)
by Beef on Tue Mar 02, 2004 at 09:33:17 PM GMT

National policy wouldn't really be all that different under Kerry. Anyone who whines about (either) outcome of Election '04 is moronic, because it's not going to make all that much difference.

I had this amusing thought tonight, as I was assembling a fake-wood-grain-laminated-particle-board bookshelf that I bought from Wal-Mart for $28: One of the great things about living in America is cheap durable goods. The corollary to that is: no manufacturing jobs. We don't make stuff in America anymore. We outsource it for cheaper. This isn't Bush's fault, or anything that Kerry could fix. We're talking about larger forces of nature that goverment really can't do anything about, short of going Communist.

The good news is you can furnish your apartment with $19 stereos, $29 DVD players, $59 TV sets, and $400 couches. Consume!

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Calling particle board furniture . . . (5.00 / 2) (#4)
by vegetablespork on Fri Mar 05, 2004 at 03:05:59 AM GMT

. . . a "durable good" is stretching the definition past its traditional breaking point. Cheap, yes. Durable, no.

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eh. (none / 0) (#6)
by Beef on Fri Mar 05, 2004 at 03:44:27 PM GMT

They'll last three years, which is the technical definition of the term.

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So long as you treat them like Gremlins . . . (5.00 / 1) (#7)
by vegetablespork on Fri Mar 05, 2004 at 07:28:42 PM GMT

. . . and never get them wet :).

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Not true. (none / 0) (#11)
by PowerSpork 5000 on Fri Mar 19, 2004 at 10:18:25 PM GMT

I pee on my particleboard furniture. Regularly.

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Hahahahahaha! (none / 0) (#5)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Fri Mar 05, 2004 at 11:58:04 AM GMT

Yes, how true! after Isabel, two of my bookcases that I got because they were nice and cheap and got the books up off the floor in my den were completely ruined. They turned into soaking wet, messy sawdust!! I had a mess to clean up!

I know they work well, as long as you keep them dry and water free! Best bet though is to find old, wooden bookcases and either paint them or refinish them. Its not hard and they last!!

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