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Unix fortune file

Angry Beavers
By Vladinator
from the ... department, Section Complete and Total Nonsense
Posted on Thu Feb 05, 2004 at 02:03:33 PM GMT
Sometimes, the Unix fortune file kicks out a little gem, like this one:

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PLUNDERER'S THEME
(to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocius)

Pillage, rape, and loot and burn, but all in moderation.
If you do the things we say, then you'll soon rule the nation.
Kill your foes and enemies and then kill your relations.
Pillage, rape, and loot and burn, but all in moderation.
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Fortune Predicts (none / 0) (#1)
by Bold Marauder on Thu Feb 05, 2004 at 02:26:51 PM GMT

I will post first. y@y!

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first reply (none / 0) (#2)
by handybundler on Thu Feb 05, 2004 at 06:10:22 PM GMT

to first post

|=\/!(|<||\|6 0\/\/|\|3|)!!!



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Wow! You'd have had to be kreskin (none / 0) (#3)
by Bold Marauder on Thu Feb 05, 2004 at 07:37:10 PM GMT

to see that coming.

Well, the hand writing's on the wall, and it says "third post!"

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amazing (none / 0) (#4)
by handybundler on Fri Feb 06, 2004 at 01:24:07 AM GMT

isn't it!?



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I'm floored (none / 0) (#5)
by Bold Marauder on Fri Feb 06, 2004 at 03:36:05 PM GMT

but then again, drinking has tha eefect on me.

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