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Who should I vote for in the Primary?

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By Beef
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Posted on Wed Feb 04, 2004 at 02:51:08 PM GMT
No more Joe. This leaves me with no clear choice in the Feb 17 Wisconsin Democratic primary. So, I have decided to be the official SRU delegate. Indicate in a comment who you would like me to vote for or write in, and I will vote for whoever gains a plurality here.

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The only rules:

1. It must be the real name of a real, living person.

2. That person must be eligible to hold the office of President of the United States

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Who should I vote for in the Primary? | 31 comments (29 topical, 0 hidden)
Nobody wins (none / 0) (#31)
by Beef on Tue Feb 17, 2004 at 01:11:56 PM GMT

So I ignored all y'alls and voted Edwards.

I still don't believe a word that comes out of his mouth, but i give him propz for running a positive campaign.

I thought about really screwing around with the exit poll, but instead i answered it straight-up.

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Ron Jeremy [n/t] (5.00 / 2) (#10)
by Big Dogs Cock on Thu Feb 05, 2004 at 08:18:31 AM GMT





If candidates had to campaign nude... (5.00 / 1) (#12)
by Beef on Thu Feb 05, 2004 at 11:22:50 AM GMT

I'm sure Ron would be a shoe-in.  Americans like big things.  Big cars, big houses...

For some reason, I get the feeling Kerry has an enormous wang, whereas, say, Kucinich has a shriveled-up little weenie.  I don't know why I get that feeling; I just do.

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Seemed appropriate... (5.00 / 1) (#28)
by NerdGirl on Tue Feb 10, 2004 at 06:34:04 AM GMT

Looking back, this whole thing reminded me of a UF cartoon.  (Yeah, I'm going through the archives, wasting many hours of valuable homework time.)

The story thus far:  Seeing the attractive female geek approaching their nuclear missle silo (don't ask), the others wait at the bottom of the ladder.  The evil-overlord-wannabe with a fake russian accent then took advantage of the chance to descend the ladder in a kilt....

Who's dead now?
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OooooooooooKaaaaaaaaaayyy............ (none / 0) (#15)
by NerdGirl on Thu Feb 05, 2004 at 07:15:10 PM GMT



Who's dead now?
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You shoulda voted for me (5.00 / 1) (#7)
by Strom Thurmond on Wed Feb 04, 2004 at 06:20:03 PM GMT

Back in 1946, the country would be better off today.

At least according to Trent Lott.

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Be that as it may... (none / 0) (#8)
by Bold Marauder on Wed Feb 04, 2004 at 06:47:41 PM GMT

...I was too busy shooting smack with Billie Holiday to hit the polls. Sorry!

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Louis Farrakhan (sp?) (5.00 / 2) (#5)
by Bold Marauder on Wed Feb 04, 2004 at 06:14:01 PM GMT

Give the people what they deserve, not what they want. :-P

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Howard Dean (5.00 / 2) (#2)
by Vladinator on Wed Feb 04, 2004 at 10:21:47 AM GMT

Everyone else is too gay to get elected.

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Just what we need... (none / 0) (#13)
by PowerSpork 5000 on Thu Feb 05, 2004 at 11:41:31 AM GMT

A president who talks like he once wrestled in the WWF.

Why not just elect Jesse Ventura then?  He's less of a nutjob than Dean.

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"Why not just elect Jesse Ventura then?" (5.00 / 1) (#14)
by handybundler on Thu Feb 05, 2004 at 02:34:12 PM GMT

At least Dean has prior experience holding political office. He can then brush up on his wrestling skills afterwards.

Dean's my home turf fave, regardless of his mental state.

He can't be any worse than the delusional, trigger happy, vengence filled, southern redneck racist, monkey-looking jackass currently trying to run this country.



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down in texas ... (none / 0) (#25)
by spork testicle on Mon Feb 09, 2004 at 07:05:33 AM GMT

she said: "He can't be any worse than the delusional, trigger happy, vengence filled, southern redneck racist, monkey-looking jackass currently trying to run this country."

Down in texas thems fighting words ...

(c) Sporkie, the motherfucking dawn of creation, homiez!
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Texas, It's a whole 'nother country (none / 0) (#26)
by Bold Marauder on Mon Feb 09, 2004 at 04:17:40 PM GMT

Or would be if they had their way!

Almost everything down there is fightin words; what else is new?

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They were for a while. (5.00 / 1) (#27)
by NerdGirl on Tue Feb 10, 2004 at 06:24:19 AM GMT

Maybe they're just nostalgic.

Who's dead now?
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Huh? (none / 0) (#17)
by Beef on Fri Feb 06, 2004 at 09:54:17 AM GMT

He can't be any worse than the delusional, trigger happy, vengence filled, southern redneck racist, monkey-looking jackass currently trying to run this country.

Since when did Ashcroft become President?

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I agree. (none / 0) (#16)
by Bold Marauder on Thu Feb 05, 2004 at 07:42:25 PM GMT

ANYONE but that damned drunken ape. He's gotta go!

ah, yeah, Liberman; ok, almost anyone...

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I want a pro-war candidate. (none / 0) (#18)
by Beef on Fri Feb 06, 2004 at 10:31:01 AM GMT

If not Bush, and not Lieberman, then who?

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ah, pro war...? (none / 0) (#19)
by Bold Marauder on Fri Feb 06, 2004 at 03:44:17 PM GMT

what about this guy? Or is he anti-war? I was going to read his sight, but I got distracted by something shiny.

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Oh, you mean (none / 0) (#20)
by Beef on Fri Feb 06, 2004 at 04:04:00 PM GMT

this guy?

re pro-war: I don't really like the way we went in, but now that we're there, if we don't finish the job, not only will we look like boobs, but we'll also look like pussies.

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IN SOVIET RUSSIA (none / 0) (#21)
by Bold Marauder on Fri Feb 06, 2004 at 04:17:17 PM GMT

they also pissed their economic infrastructure down the toilet on toys (similar to the manned mars endevor) and military adventuring.

I can see..and concede your point about needing to finish the mission in Iraq, but I have to wonder if it is finishable, or are we bogged down in another vietname styled quagmire?

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Iraq != Vietnam (none / 0) (#22)
by Beef on Sat Feb 07, 2004 at 09:36:20 PM GMT

Very very different situations.  In Vietnam we were defending an existing nation from being taken over by another.  In Iraq, there IS no nation, and there are three separate, distinct native cultures with three very separate, distict ideas of what the new Iraq should look like (and some religious nuts who like to blow stuff up because apparently blowing stuff up is what radical Islam is all about).  The reason we can't pull out is for the sake of Iraq, not our own sake.

Anyway, two important things have come out of this:

1. That bastard is in U.S. custody and his pervert sons are dead.  They WERE a threat to the civilized world, and the world is better off without them.  Iraq is also much, much, much better off.  Iraq is the winner here.

2. If there were any governments thinking about using terrorists against us to promote their own political agendas, they're no longer considering  that.  Because we've shown the world that you don't mess with Tex^H^Hhe United States.

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The problem(s) being (none / 0) (#23)
by Bold Marauder on Sun Feb 08, 2004 at 10:57:59 AM GMT

In vietnam, we were fighting the native population (burning villages, etc) and going after civilian targets for the sake of getting at the Viet Cong. I see a similar situation in that it is the native insurgents of Iraq who are attacking our troops.

The problem is that regardless of how bad Saddam was or how much better off Iraq is now that he's out of power...that's not the point.

The point is that we went and invaded another soveriegn nation under false pretexts. That would be akin to my busting into my nieghbors house and killing the man who lives there because I know he's beating his wife, instead of calling the police.

There's a reason we rely on the police instead of vigilante justice. It is called "the rule of law" and without that recourse to a (theoretically) objective third party, you cannot have a stable civilised society.

When you undermine national soveriegnity -as we did by invading iraq under false pretenses- you undermine the rule of law, and when you undermine the rule of law, then you destroy one of the basic tenent that holds up the idea of civiliastion.

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or maybe I am on crack... :eek: (none / 0) (#24)
by Bold Marauder on Sun Feb 08, 2004 at 11:00:24 AM GMT

and forget what we were debating. disregard the above post.

We're there now...and honestly I have no idea or opinion abuot where to go from here.

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Of course... (5.00 / 1) (#11)
by cyborg monkey on Thu Feb 05, 2004 at 10:18:52 AM GMT

the fact that he supports gay marriage does not make him a gay choice either.

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Not. (5.00 / 1) (#30)
by Beef on Tue Feb 10, 2004 at 01:41:37 PM GMT

He supports gay civil union, which, according to the Mass. Supreme Court, is not good enough.

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To keep him in the race (none / 0) (#9)
by Beef on Thu Feb 05, 2004 at 07:05:47 AM GMT

I may have no choice. I would hate to see him drop out.

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Dean out? Good riddance. (5.00 / 1) (#29)
by PowerSpork 5000 on Tue Feb 10, 2004 at 07:51:10 AM GMT

He's a waffling nutjob anyway.

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YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! (5.00 / 2) (#6)
by Strom Thurmond on Wed Feb 04, 2004 at 06:17:36 PM GMT

nt

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I wouldn't be opposed... (5.00 / 1) (#3)
by Beef on Wed Feb 04, 2004 at 11:37:44 AM GMT

Basically, at this point I'm rooting for no delegate majority at the convention.  It would be fun to see them fight it out and broker votes on the convention floor.

Wisconsin is probably the strongest Dean state, so the more delegates we can deliver to Dean, the more we can take away from Kerry, or any other front-runner.

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