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By cyborg monkey, Section Diaries
Posted on Tue Feb 03, 2004 at 05:29:48 AM GMT
I cannot take it anymore...

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there are nothing but morons here, this site which was once great fun, is a festering pile of poop.

put me out of my misery and lock this account.

thx,

cm

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hey Vlad | 19 comments (19 topical, 0 hidden)
d00d (5.00 / 1) (#18)
by spork testicle on Sun Feb 08, 2004 at 07:36:02 PM GMT

Answer that other d00ds question: if I am PT?

He apaprently doesnt know that PT is an small indian woman with one of those red star thingies on her forehead.

Or that PT was dating that hot chick ... cant remember the name. A little help?

(c) Sporkie, the motherfucking dawn of creation, homiez!



a little help (none / 0) (#19)
by Beef on Mon Feb 09, 2004 at 10:28:26 AM GMT

Or that PT was dating that hot chick ... cant remember the name. A little help?

Kathleen Fent?

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Be conservative in what you do. Be liberal in what you accept from others.
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thx? (none / 0) (#14)
by l33t j03 on Thu Feb 05, 2004 at 07:08:42 PM GMT

I came back hoping for high brow discussion, and now I see that people are abbreviating Thanks and calling everyone morons. The place has truly gone to the dogs.

Next thing you know there will be poorly cropped icons that look like hippies pushing vaccuum cleaners, or randomly placed Christmas lights around a burro.

Pain is weakness leaving the body.



How about my use if the word "poop"? (5.00 / 1) (#17)
by cyborg monkey on Fri Feb 06, 2004 at 01:32:49 PM GMT

Does that offend too?

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pls fx thx (none / 0) (#16)
by PowerSpork 5000 on Thu Feb 05, 2004 at 09:25:46 PM GMT

YHBT HTH FOAD

Sporks R Us
The Swiss Army Chainsaw of Flatware Management!
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damn stright (none / 0) (#15)
by MFS on Thu Feb 05, 2004 at 09:12:31 PM GMT

those icons suck!


When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...
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BUT... I LOVE YOU! (none / 0) (#11)
by MFS on Wed Feb 04, 2004 at 08:20:13 PM GMT

you know where to find me...

I live under a rock.


When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...



Under the van by the river? [n/t] (5.00 / 1) (#12)
by Bold Marauder on Thu Feb 05, 2004 at 08:47:04 AM GMT



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sometimes you are such a cry baby! (5.00 / 1) (#10)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Wed Feb 04, 2004 at 03:20:06 PM GMT

Yes, I mean you CM!  If you like what this site used to be, then do some of the things you like to see and stop crying that it isn't what it used to be.

Change is good, we all change and some things need to change and go the way of the past and take its rightful place in history.

I am not knocking what you like at all, I am just saying that I wish you would stop knocking everything else on here because it is not what you want to see.

For what it is worth, I used to have fun teasing you and bickering with you on this site and it was fun, but it shouldn't be all it is about. I don't want K5 or anything else, this site has room for the eclectic and it should.  Gives it more room to grow.

Instead of quitting all the time, put some time into doing something positive and fun and add too this.  

You know you will be missed and so stop doing this to get attention and just get to work!!!



Laterz, d00d. (none / 0) (#3)
by PowerSpork 5000 on Tue Feb 03, 2004 at 09:58:09 AM GMT

You'll be back.  You know you can't stay away.

Sporks R Us
The Swiss Army Chainsaw of Flatware Management!


I will give you that one. (none / 0) (#5)
by cyborg monkey on Tue Feb 03, 2004 at 12:04:09 PM GMT

I have walked away a few times in the past.  Each time, hoping that things could get back to "normal".

It never happens.  And although I have posted some comments here, the rate at which I post is very low.  As if I were already gone.

Beleive it or not, you were one of the few reasons I still check back here.

Later

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What defines normal? (none / 0) (#6)
by PowerSpork 5000 on Tue Feb 03, 2004 at 01:26:00 PM GMT

Seems to me, that a lot of SRU's (and GiZ's) purpose was to lampoon efforts by certain weblog editors and posters.  That function seems to have run it's course, as I can attest, almost never even read /. and K5, no less post there.

We need a new function, however there's only so far you can go with potty jokes and goatse.cx(which in fact, is dead too).

A lot of the old-skoolers (I'm talking waaaaay before my time!) have gone to greener pastures, they were the essence of the early GiZ exploits and seem to be difficult to duplicate.  I'm noticing this in some other projects that I've been working on.  It just evolves, which often means death.  This seems to be the way things go on the Internet.  Things happen so quickly, they burn out before you even realize it.

Anyhoo, if it will help, I will attempt to make my presence felt more often, whether in this outfit, or as my alter-ego.

Sporks R Us
The Swiss Army Chainsaw of Flatware Management!
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What?! (2.50 / 2) (#9)
by Marco on Wed Feb 04, 2004 at 08:46:04 AM GMT

You're the penis bird? Nice of you to tell us all..............

- Marco
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Yes... let's start a new site. (none / 0) (#7)
by cyborg monkey on Tue Feb 03, 2004 at 03:42:53 PM GMT

what's your email addy?

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kdogg731@hSoPtAmMail.com (none / 0) (#8)
by PowerSpork 5000 on Tue Feb 03, 2004 at 09:32:05 PM GMT

Just remove the potted meat, and you're set.

Sporks R Us
The Swiss Army Chainsaw of Flatware Management!
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Don't let the door hit you on the ass. (none / 0) (#2)
by Reza on Tue Feb 03, 2004 at 09:43:45 AM GMT

N/T



Mind your own business. (2.50 / 2) (#4)
by cyborg monkey on Tue Feb 03, 2004 at 12:02:19 PM GMT



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Hahahahahaha! (1.00 / 1) (#13)
by Vladinator on Thu Feb 05, 2004 at 02:04:50 PM GMT

Good one.

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"
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man, shut up (5.00 / 3) (#1)
by handybundler on Tue Feb 03, 2004 at 08:45:40 AM GMT

this is like the sixtieth time you've "left" this site. pick a new new troll, okie dokie, jism breath? can we have one last bro-down name calling session before you "go"? I'll feel all incomplete for the next two weeks until you come back if we don't.





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