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So What Would You Do if the Fab Five Came Knocking on Your Door?

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By xxxxxxxxxx, Section Strange, but - true?
Posted on Wed Feb 18, 2004 at 06:32:32 PM GMT
Bravo has me hooked on 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy'.  What it has made me realize is that Gay Men not only have good taste in almost everything, but they have a lot of heart and a lot of patience!!!!!!!!

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The other thing is, they are not cruising straight men, kinda more like they are thinking, "OMG, who would go out with this slob?"

Still, they take things into control and by the time they are finished, the house, the man, the kitchen, the social life is much better and not only that, but the man seems to be much happier with himself and less a homophobic.  

The other part is that these guys are hysterically funny.  They are quick with the quips and know when to be totally sarcastic and have it be amusing.  To add to the humour, they are without a doubt, the sweetest 5 guys when they are taking care of someone for the day.  And ladies, if you look at Kyan and Jai and don't drool, well, you are missing something somewhere!  Those two are hot and would definitely make it in the heterosexual social scene with the women.......but they are strictly GAY.  The most amazing thing is, they have taken some really scuzzy looking guys, slobs and frankly.......DUMB guys and made them look HOT!

Quizzilla has a 'Which Fab 5 Guy would you be?' quiz on their site and since I know everyone here is familiar with that site, go take the quiz and let me know which one you would be.  Look, taking this test doesn't mean you are gay, it just means you would identify with some of their talents...cooking, decorating, hair and skin care or fashion.

Now you realize of course that I know most of you are too "Heterosexual" to do that....and I know that most of you will find this just 'too Gay' to post to the front page.  So what I have done is sent your emails and names to the Fab 5 to have makeovers........the email you recieve could be Bravo setting you up for a makeover!

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So What Would You Do if the Fab Five Came Knocking on Your Door? | 8 comments (8 topical, 0 hidden)
Watch "Straight Plan for the Queer Man" (none / 0) (#6)
by Beef on Thu Feb 26, 2004 at 09:00:16 PM GMT

Comedy Central has done the inevitable send-up.  I saw an episode the other night.  Fashion Guy says stuff like "Flannel.  I definitely see this guy in flannel."  Environment Guy helps him root through trash to find good apartment decorations.  They cook meanloaf, and teach him how to be comfortable handling raw meat.  They take him to Goodwill to pick out a wardrobe.  And they take him bowling to teach him how to hang like a straight guy.

They drive around in a hugh pickup with the license plate "STR8 4 U"

The goal of each episode is to get the guy to pass off as straight in an ultra-hetero environment, such as a meat packing plant.

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Ok, BUT (5.00 / 1) (#3)
by Bold Marauder on Thu Feb 19, 2004 at 05:25:22 PM GMT

...do they run linux?

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I don't know! (5.00 / 1) (#4)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Fri Feb 20, 2004 at 06:23:05 AM GMT

LOL, but you never know I guess.

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I found a clue (5.00 / 1) (#5)
by Bold Marauder on Sat Feb 21, 2004 at 12:01:32 AM GMT

ironically, while reading an article on a different gay linux site I happened to see this:

Which anyone can clearly see is 120% gay (while, oddly enough, not being the least bit 'fabulous').

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That's easy! (5.00 / 2) (#2)
by Strom Thurmond on Thu Feb 19, 2004 at 04:15:33 PM GMT

Get the gun, boy...

I'm a very pretty pony!




What would I do? (5.00 / 2) (#1)
by PowerSpork 5000 on Wed Feb 18, 2004 at 11:46:26 AM GMT

Get the fp, of course!

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what would I do? (none / 0) (#7)
by NerdGirl on Fri Feb 27, 2004 at 03:09:54 PM GMT

probably not answer the door.

Not that I have anything against gay guys.  It's the cameramen I don't want.

Who's dead now?
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I understand completely! (none / 0) (#8)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Fri Feb 27, 2004 at 05:16:40 PM GMT

My reason would be the same thing, but because my house stays in a perpetual mess!

Everyone in my house is a slob but me and I just don't feel like cleaning up after everybody, everyday..........

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