Prepare yourself for:
In 2005:
Bewitched - Starring Nicole Kidman and Will Ferrell
Batman: Intimidation (5) - Starring Christian Bale
The Birth of the Pink Panther - "Starring" Steve Martin as Clouseau
Bond 21 - Still Starring Pierce Brosnan
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Starring Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka
Curious George - Starring Will Ferrell as The Man in the Yellow Hat
Daddy Day Camp - Starring Eddie Murphy
Die Hard 4: Die Hardest - Starring Bruce Willis
Dukes of Hazard
Fahrenheit 451 (ok, I admit, I'm actually looking forward to this)
Fantastic Four - Directed by Sean "Samwise" Astin
Fat Albert
Hannibal - Starring Vin Diesel as the titular general
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Hot Wheels (Duplicate entry for Dukes of Hazard, maybe?)
Indiana Jones 4 - Directed by Spielberg (not Lucas) - Starring Han Solo
Jurassic Park 4 - Directed by someone named "Kathleen Kennedy"
King Kong - Directed by Peter "Frodo" Jackson
Mission: Impossible 3 - Starring Tom Cruise and Ving Rhames
Oliver Twist - Directed by Roman "Lolita" Polanski
Pirates of the Caribbean 2 - Starring Depp/Legolas/Knightley
Rush Hour 3 - Starring Chan/Tucker
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty - Starring Jim Carrey as tit(ular) character
The Shaggy Dog (fun with CG effects?) - Starring Tim Allen
The Six Million Dollar Man - Starring Jim Carrey as "Luke Warm" Steve Austin
Spy Hunter - Starring The Rock
The Three Stooges - Directed by Peter "Dumber" Farrelly
The Wallace & Gromit Movie: Curse of the Wererabbit - Directed by Nick Park (ok, so I am also looking forward to this)
Where the Wild Things Are - I called this one, actually. Except I thought it would be directed by Tim Burton. It's going to be directed by Spike Jonez. Not sure which is better.
XXX2 - Starring Ice Cube and Samuel L. Jackson
Zorro 2 - Starring Banderas/Zeta-Jones/Lechter
In 2006:
Carmen Sandiego
Superman - Directed by McG, Possibly starring Beyonce "Harry" Knowles as Lois.
The War of the Worlds - Directed by Timothy Hines, Starring Katie Tomlinson
X-Men 3 - Starring Jean Grey, Nightcrawler, Iceman, Colossus, Cyclops, Rogue, Mystique
Gnomeo and Juliet - Plot Outline: Romance blooms between indoor and outdoor garden gnomes. Starring Ewan McGregor as Gnomeo, and Kate Winslet as Juliet
In 2007:
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
...and last but not least:
Tripoli - This is the grand epic adventure of how William Eaton (Keanu Reeves), a diplomat representing President Thomas Jefferson and the United States in North Africa, joined forces with Hamet Karamanli, the exiled heir to the throne of the Barbary Coast nation of Tripoli (now called Libya) in 1804 to overthrow a corrupt ruler (Hamet's brother) who had taken his place. Organizing a relatively small group of 500 soldiers comprised of U.S. Marines (does "to the shores of Tripoli" sound familiar?), Arabs and Greeks, Eaton successfully marched across 600 miles of desert to storm and capture the seaport of Derna in April, 1805. Eaton and his men then prepared to continue their fight all the way to the capital city of Tripoli...
(Sounds like Ishtar, only as a history instead of a comedy.)