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By m0rk
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Posted on Wed Dec 01, 2004 at 02:56:57 PM GMT
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oh, btw. i killed handybundler | 18 comments (18 topical, 0 hidden)
EIGHTEENTH POST! (none / 0) (#18)
by Beef on Mon Dec 13, 2004 at 08:19:41 PM GMT


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different nick, same stupid comments. (1.00 / 1) (#16)
by cyborg monkey on Wed Dec 08, 2004 at 10:46:18 AM GMT

What makes the difference?


YEA!!!!!! (none / 0) (#17)
by Beef on Thu Dec 09, 2004 at 08:40:49 PM GMT


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Just so you know: (none / 0) (#6)
by Beef on Wed Dec 01, 2004 at 07:02:15 PM GMT

I don't think "mork" was taken yet, so there really is no need to put a 0 in your spelling.

hope this was helpful to you.

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+1, Customer Service (none / 0) (#12)
by m0rk on Thu Dec 02, 2004 at 03:58:27 PM GMT

Many Gold Stars for YOU!!!



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...truly an american icon (none / 0) (#4)
by News For Turds on Wed Dec 01, 2004 at 06:55:30 PM GMT

pr0st1n3ss

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handybundler <3's U (none / 0) (#10)
by m0rk on Thu Dec 02, 2004 at 03:56:12 PM GMT

spock, out.



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He may have been slow, but... (none / 0) (#5)
by Beef on Wed Dec 01, 2004 at 07:00:14 PM GMT

ent33n3ss

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hey (none / 0) (#11)
by m0rk on Thu Dec 02, 2004 at 03:57:03 PM GMT

who are you calling slow?



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handybundler (none / 0) (#14)
by Beef on Fri Dec 03, 2004 at 09:39:56 PM GMT

but he was also very expensive.

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you didn't *get it* (none / 0) (#15)
by m0rk on Sat Dec 04, 2004 at 06:42:15 AM GMT

i was being 'slow' there, see?



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why is it......... (none / 0) (#3)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Wed Dec 01, 2004 at 06:25:48 PM GMT

that I feel like this particular name fits you more than handybundler did?

Nanu, Nanu!



Thanks (none / 0) (#9)
by m0rk on Thu Dec 02, 2004 at 03:55:05 PM GMT

The condoms fit better too!



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shasbot... (none / 0) (#2)
by Bold Marauder on Wed Dec 01, 2004 at 04:56:51 PM GMT

..so, how is mindy knowwhatimeanknowhatimean?

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On Mindy (none / 0) (#8)
by m0rk on Thu Dec 02, 2004 at 03:54:28 PM GMT

She had this problem with cleanliness. The place smelled like a horse barn. I Couldn't hang, bro. After said, above, incident with the Elk and what not (they eventually moved in and I moved out!), she then, headed for the desert plains of Africa. Mindy, in her search for *larger* wildlife, hasn't been heard from in years. Leave teh rest to your imagination.



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<SOB> (none / 0) (#1)
by Reza on Wed Dec 01, 2004 at 03:09:45 PM GMT

We'll miss him.......<sob>

Well.
He ain't gettin' any deader!

Sooooooooooo, how's life on Ork?
What's Mindy doing these days?

-FP-



thanks reez (none / 0) (#7)
by m0rk on Thu Dec 02, 2004 at 03:48:21 PM GMT

but handybundler had his day. i just keep think of how dumb the name sounded.

some times i like to sit on my head on teh couch. and after living in Boulder, Co with Mindy for a while, i gave up after i came home one day and found her in bed with an Elk, a Ram, and two Black Bear cubs. I figured i'd be best suited to raom the country side and see this great planet of yours. seems i got stuck here in Vermont for the last 11 years.



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Ah, another student in the jane goodall school (none / 0) (#13)
by Bold Marauder on Thu Dec 02, 2004 at 06:08:18 PM GMT

of research.

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