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Yo, this be OUR deer stand, biatch.

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By Beef
from the smokin' Backwoods, sippin' on Old Milwaukee department, Section Dead at 54
Posted on Tue Nov 23, 2004 at 06:16:34 AM GMT
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Yo, this be OUR deer stand, biatch. | 5 comments (5 topical, 0 hidden)
FIFTH POST! (none / 0) (#5)
by Beef on Mon Dec 13, 2004 at 05:58:50 PM GMT


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This is the only topic of conversation here. (5.00 / 1) (#3)
by Beef on Mon Nov 22, 2004 at 07:09:39 AM GMT

No one is saying a word about the Pack's 5-game winning streak. It's all about the homicidal deer hunter(s).

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I love the taste of deer meat. (5.00 / 2) (#1)
by Vladinator on Mon Nov 22, 2004 at 06:49:40 AM GMT

But not enough to kill people.

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"



Me too. (5.00 / 2) (#2)
by Beef on Mon Nov 22, 2004 at 06:58:52 AM GMT

NerdGirl and I have often toyed with the idea of going hunting solely to keep the population under control (besides venison sausage being yummy). CWD has caused a bit of a scare in these parts, and the last few summers have seen the highways practically lined with carcasses.

What's really cool is when one gets hit by a semi. It looks like a Quake-style gib. Nothing left of the thing but blood stains all over the road, with no recognizable animal parts.

However, I am not thrilled with the prospect of facing Minnesotans going postal. Or of facing Minnesotans in general.

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Population control (5.00 / 1) (#4)
by vegetablespork on Tue Nov 23, 2004 at 06:17:53 AM GMT

It looks as if this recent hunt did have that effect. Oh--you meant the deer population? My bad!

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