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ODB Clocks Out

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By l33t j03
from the now-whos-gonna-gimme-my-money department, Section Dead at 54
Posted on Mon Nov 15, 2004 at 10:10:28 AM GMT
Since it appears this is going to go without the usual SRU fanfare, I'll submit it.

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Ultra famous rapper ODB, aka Ol' Dirty Bastard aka BZA aka Unique Ason aka Osirus aka Dirt McGirt aka Dirt Dog aka Big Baby Jesus aka Russell Jones (no relation to Russell Simmons) has died.

He leaves behind about 15 kids and probably just as many Ferraris. Mr. Bastard made a number of famous rap tunes, all the names of which escape me right now, but he was best known for the episode of some MTV show where he went to pick up his welfare check in a limo. That was just the way he rolled.

No one is really sure what happened, but 'Officials' really want to know.

The entire Wu Tang Clan is in mourning and the Wu Tang Financial offices will be closed today.

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ODB Clocks Out | 3 comments (2 topical, 0 hidden)
i will seek no long term host (5.00 / 1) (#3)
by handybundler on Mon Nov 15, 2004 at 01:35:54 PM GMT

in the Wu Tang Financial ATM.





Ol' Dirty Bastard? (5.00 / 2) (#2)
by Beef on Mon Nov 15, 2004 at 10:12:14 AM GMT

I thought J. Strom Thurmond died, like, a year ago...

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