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BREAKING NEWS - US Election is Over

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By News For Turds
from the enough-already department, Section News
Posted on Fri Nov 12, 2004 at 03:25:33 PM GMT
This just in from Reuter's.  The election for the next President of the United States is over!  President Bush has won the election and has given his acceptance speech.  Meanwhile, Senator Kerry has given his concession speech.  It was a tight race, but there can only be one winner (except in 2000).  You may now return to your pre-election-year SRU discussions.

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It's time for some new discussions around here.  I kinda miss pr0st331ng here, but the political crap is getting old.  Did you know Christmas is around the corner?  Thanksgiving even?  Discuss.
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IAWTS (none / 0) (#1)
by Beef on Fri Nov 12, 2004 at 07:41:58 AM GMT

The Badgers are 9-0.  They will be 10-0 after tomorrow.  For the first quarter against Minnesota last week, every Badger possession led to a touchdown.  Every Gopher possession was 3-and-out.  Total domination, before they stopped trying because they knew they had the game won.

WISCONSIN NATIONAL CHAMPIONS 2004!!!!!!!!1!!!

you heard it here first ok bye.

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by Beef on Sat Nov 13, 2004 at 04:29:15 PM GMT

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MUSHROOM! (none / 0) (#2)
by News For Turds on Fri Nov 12, 2004 at 09:33:55 AM GMT

badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom MUSHROOM!

Where u @ in Wisconsin?

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Northeast (none / 0) (#3)
by Beef on Fri Nov 12, 2004 at 10:12:09 AM GMT

In the Green Bay TV market.

I did live in Madison for six years, and got my B.S. from UW.  I tended to live around a lot more mushroom fans than badger fans, though.

Last week it was more like: badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger GOPHER SLAUGHER!

I wonder if they play that thing on the new Jumbotron at Camp Randall now.  They really should.

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wisconsin is teh r4wx0r3z! (in the summer) (5.00 / 1) (#5)
by News For Turds on Tue Nov 16, 2004 at 07:04:22 AM GMT

I go to Madison sometimes.  kix teh ass in teh summer.

We tend to be Packers fans around here, after Rams of course.  Big win against the Mossless Vikes!

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summer is fun (none / 0) (#6)
by Beef on Tue Nov 16, 2004 at 11:35:42 AM GMT

teh skinny-dip^Wlate-night swims in Lake Mendota are always fun. Also the bars aren't filled with 19-year-olds using fake IDs, so you don't feel like some old geezer when you're, like, 25.

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