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New "Sperm Vaccine" Tested on Monkeys

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By Beef
from the scrolling politics off of the front page department, Section Attack of the K5 Cock Goblins
Posted on Fri Nov 12, 2004 at 05:06:52 PM GMT
Researchers are testing a non-hormonal, injected, male contraception on monkeys. The injection causes the body's immune system to attack its own sperm. This could actually reach market before my wife starts menopause!

No indication yet as to whether any of the monkeys were cyborgs.

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Sex? That involves touching other people, right? Eww.
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New "Sperm Vaccine" Tested on Monkeys | 3 comments (3 topical, 0 hidden)
Missing poll option (none / 0) (#1)
by Vladinator on Fri Nov 12, 2004 at 02:16:04 PM GMT

I'm Catholic, you insensative clod!

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NFP (none / 0) (#2)
by Beef on Fri Nov 12, 2004 at 03:18:03 PM GMT

which stands for "Not for Protestants." :-)

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Or maybe (none / 0) (#3)
by Beef on Sun Nov 14, 2004 at 01:04:33 PM GMT

it stands for "no first-posting?"

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