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Sarah of the Twilight World

Close to the Edge
By MFS
from the troupe of raving lunatics department, Section Fiction
Posted on Tue Oct 12, 2004 at 01:24:53 PM GMT
Today, I bring to you a fine tale of joy and happiness.  A story of glee, bliss, and other completely neurotic and ghey things.  Read and enjoy.  Read between the lines, and you might actually realize it has a point.

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In a world of twilight, no one really cares what happens next.

"Another sunrise, another day closer to death," she sighed with heavy heart. "What malice should I expect today?"

She walked over to her window and watched some hooligans kicking a homeless person to death in the street. She grinned a little, knowing how much fun that is, how liberating it feels to unleash your hate upon a defenseless person like that. She knew well that those boys were really living it up out there.

"I sort of feel left out," she mumbled to herself. Casually, she went over to her closet and grabbed a baseball bat, slinging it over her shoulder. "Well, Sarah, let's show these amateurs how it's done."

She opened her door and rushed at the gang, swinging the bat high above her head. The bat came crashing down on the skull of one of the young men, his blood showering his comrades on either side. With her free hand, Sarah revealed a revolver and fired a bullet into the face of the man opposite her in the group. She wheeled around with the bat, catching one of the splattered men in the chest, his ribs cracking, as she cackled with delight. She proceeded to empty the rounds in her gun on the remaining of the group, breaking their limbs and spitting on their fallen bodies. When she was done, she left their bodies in the street for the night crews to collect.

Feeling satisifed, she went back into her home and launched a few homemade missiles in random directions from a makeshift launch pad she constructed on her roof.

When the pipebomb hidden in her kitchen went off, she was reaching for a sandwich. She felt the blast overtake her from behind, ripping her flesh off, searing her hair on the back of her head. She was pleased to have been honoured with such a surprise. She grinned, knowing full well that her liberation was complete.

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Sarah of the Twilight World | 5 comments (4 topical, 0 hidden)
Ah, such a lovely little tale! (none / 0) (#2)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Tue Oct 12, 2004 at 04:23:03 PM GMT

Truly enjoyed that one!



it's all about the liberation, baby! (none / 0) (#3)
by MFS on Tue Oct 12, 2004 at 05:53:29 PM GMT

I had considered a Part 2, but decided to kill her in the end instead.


When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...
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repost. (none / 0) (#4)
by cyborg monkey on Wed Oct 13, 2004 at 07:19:08 AM GMT

The sky was overcast that April morning, rain was eminent.  The poor weather conditions combined with the early hour guaranteed that the park would be empty.  And it was.

So there I was, alone at last with my roll of duct tape.  We sat under our favorite tree, just Tapey and me.  I was naked, of course, and Tapey was in her silvery best.

Slowly I unrolled her and pressed the sticky side against me. The branches of the tree swayed back and forth as I quickly ripped off the tape.  I squealed in pain and delight.

Thank you Tapey, I shall always love you.

At least that is what I kept telling myself. Sure, Tapey is fun, she was always ready to go. But that's all there is with her and I knew that I was living a lie.

You see, I secretly lusted after aluminum tape. And there is no way I can tell Tapey, it would crush her. Am I a filthy pervert?

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yes, you are a (none / 0) (#5)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Wed Oct 13, 2004 at 10:23:53 AM GMT

filthy pervert!

Hadn't seen this for a while. :-)

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