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World Police: A Comprehensive Review

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By l33t j03, Section News
Posted on Tue Oct 12, 2004 at 07:20:24 AM GMT
Once again I review a movie I have not seen and do not intend to see, unless everything I actually want to see is out when I go to the video store and it is the best thing there.

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Everything I know about this movie I got from reading this and this, the top two movie related links on Google News this morning.

I gather that it pokes fun at all of the stupid parts of the War on Terror. Or most of them anyway, there probably isn't time for 'all'. That is a good thing, particularly in a time when polls show that a large percentage of Americans are actively concerned about the theoretical possibility that there might be a potential interruption of some unknown type during the elections next month, which they shouldn't even waste their time bothering with anyway.

It also laughs at jackass celebrities. It is so confusing when barely entertaining shows like I'm sure this is, if South Park is any indicator, possess some redeeming qualities. Like when a marginally attractive women has a really interesting tattoo, or is articulate, or really good in bed.

I also like this movie because actual real life human beings are taking time out of their busy schedules to point out that they took even more time to get upset over the fact that it has a puppet sex scene. If you can muster the energy to get pissed off over something a puppet is doing you have a lot more get up and go than me. Maybe they don't realize the movie involves puppets. Maybe they were high when they went, or drunk, or drunk on Love of God. I don't know and I don't want to know.

So go see World Police. Write a real review. And don't vote.

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World Police: A Comprehensive Review | 3 comments (3 topical, 0 hidden)
I really want to see this........... (none / 0) (#2)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Tue Oct 12, 2004 at 04:36:32 PM GMT

all the trailers looks hysterically funny to me.



It will be hilarious. (none / 0) (#3)
by Beef on Tue Oct 12, 2004 at 07:46:34 PM GMT

Utterly disgusting, distasteful, and disturbing, but hilarious nonetheless.

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waitaminnit (none / 0) (#1)
by Beef on Tue Oct 12, 2004 at 11:28:36 AM GMT

You're that Filthy Critic guy, aren't you?

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