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Useless information RULES!
By NerdGirl from the betcha didn't know that department, Section MLP Posted on Mon Oct 11, 2004 at 03:15:18 PM GMT

OK, as stated earlier, this site has gotten really depressing lately. It's not as slow as it often is, but all the posts are about people being dead.

Therefore, I'm going to introduce you to the Random Knowledge Generator. Simply choose the randomness of the knowledge you want. (Click "softly", "seething", "teeming", or "tintinnabulation". I don't know if it makes a difference.)

Enjoy such gems as the girl who asked whether you could safely color soft contacts with food coloring.

If that doesn't get you, you can always check out The Last Word.

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Useless information RULES! | 4 comments (4 topical, 0 hidden)

Yes it has! (none / 0) (#2)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Mon Oct 11, 2004 at 02:16:05 PM GMT

Seems that is all anyone takes time to post anymore.

Well, I am thinking about posting a little Halloween Tale for Yall. :-)

Gotta do something while I bite my nails waiting to get a job!!

BWAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Thank you! (5.00 / 1) (#1)
by Vladinator on Mon Oct 11, 2004 at 01:39:15 PM GMT

I needed something that wasn't so depressing. I was thinking about renaming the site "Obits-r-us".

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"

I thought about changing the colors to all black (5.00 / 1) (#3)
by MFS on Mon Oct 11, 2004 at 04:11:51 PM GMT

but that'd be too much like satanosphere.

Yeah, the whole "dead people" thing is getting old.

When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...
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And Lord knows, (none / 0) (#4)
by Vladinator on Tue Oct 12, 2004 at 07:06:41 AM GMT

One satanosphere is one too many already.

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"
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