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By Marco, Section Fiction Posted on Thu Jan 29, 2004 at 06:30:54 PM GMT

I'm downloading porn nowadays, and it's real fun, but the problem is that many porn actresses may look good, but they are really, really bad actresses. Update [2004-2-8 14:0:22 by Marco]: Guys!! Give me more recommendations! I don't get enough!

I'm not saying porn actresses should act like real life actresses, but they should act in a convincing way. Most of the porn actresses I see just moan and shout nonsense like "yea! fuck my pussy! shit! ohh! uuuhhhh!" and it looks so bad that sometimes the movie looks better if I mute the volume.

So.. do you know any nice actresses? If so, don't hesitate to tell me about them. Thanks.

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Good porn actresses | 38 comments (28 topical, 0 hidden)

I guess it shouldn't suprise me (none / 0) (#26)
by Vladinator on Sat Jan 31, 2004 at 11:12:21 AM GMT

That our most active story in months is about porn. :-)

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"

Active, but.. (none / 0) (#33)
by Marco on Mon Feb 02, 2004 at 10:15:28 AM GMT

I don't get enough recommendations! :( So far, the only one who really tried to help me was Linda (which is funny by itself)

- Marco
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geez (none / 0) (#38)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Mon Feb 02, 2004 at 03:35:57 PM GMT

I was just trying to be nice, and you find it funny. Thankyou. It will be last time.

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You got me all wrong! (none / 0) (#39)
by Marco on Mon Feb 02, 2004 at 03:50:09 PM GMT

I meant that it was funny that you, from all the people, were the only person who really tried to help.

- Marco
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Not that i know pr0n.... (none / 0) (#34)
by NerdGirl on Mon Feb 02, 2004 at 02:37:33 PM GMT

but you could always try clicking the advertiser links... there might be some good acting somewhere in there. (or you might not know the difference because it's all in german anyway.)

Who's dead now?
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Advertiser links? (none / 0) (#40)
by Marco on Mon Feb 02, 2004 at 03:52:28 PM GMT

That usually leads to a site which asks you to pay! Oh the humanity!

- Marco
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...or not... (none / 0) (#36)
by Bold Marauder on Mon Feb 02, 2004 at 02:42:39 PM GMT

word to the wise: scatgruben

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Could be much worse... (5.00 / 3) (#27)
by Bold Marauder on Sat Jan 31, 2004 at 12:41:07 PM GMT

The most active story could be one about goatse. At least we're keeping it to straight porn so far. ;-)

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Porn (5.00 / 1) (#17)
by l33t j03 on Fri Jan 30, 2004 at 04:27:40 AM GMT

This is like complaining about the service at Wal-Mart. Porn is something that exists for single purpose, everything else is pared away in the interest of efficiency.

I find most porn boring. In league with going to topless bars, sports on TV, movies or television shows where people are in bars drinking, and hearing any news at all about the outside world while I'm at work. I don't like it when people are having fun and I'm not. The whole time I'm watching a porn movie I'm thinking about how some asshole is getting laid with some chick I've not slept with yet while I'm sitting on the couch with with a bunch of my dumbass friends drinking Colt 45 and eating peanuts. Then one of my friends pukes up a mixture of Colt 45 and masticated peanuts because I call out "Go get a plunger handle!"

That is not a good situation.

Pain is weakness leaving the body.

you forgot to mention guns. (5.00 / 1) (#24)
by cyborg monkey on Fri Jan 30, 2004 at 06:13:52 PM GMT

I don't think you are the real joe.

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.u (none / 0) (#21)
by Marco on Fri Jan 30, 2004 at 05:47:58 PM GMT

You're funny. Let's be friends.

- Marco
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, what are you saying? it's ALL acting (5.00 / 1) (#15)
by handybundler on Thu Jan 29, 2004 at 08:44:35 PM GMT

no way do the ladies moan and groan like that during normal, after 9 to 5, sex.

I suggest Blacks On Blonds pr0n. There doesn't seem to be much acting going on. Just pure WTFOMGYDISFH!!!

hmm (none / 0) (#22)
by Marco on Fri Jan 30, 2004 at 05:51:37 PM GMT

Just pure what?

- Marco
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well, maybe....... (none / 0) (#16)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Fri Jan 30, 2004 at 02:25:56 AM GMT

"no way do the ladies moan and groan like that during normal, after 9 to 5, sex."

It might make a difference what you call normal sex...and whether you have run across a woman that does or not (moan and groan I mean).

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or it could be (none / 0) (#31)
by Beef on Mon Feb 02, 2004 at 06:57:04 AM GMT

1. that handybundler isn't doing it right (most men don't), and

2. he hasn't yet encountered a woman with the goshdarn, common courtesy to fake it in order to boost his ego.

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well... (none / 0) (#35)
by NerdGirl on Mon Feb 02, 2004 at 02:38:08 PM GMT

we don't all fake....

Who's dead now?
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Thankyou! (none / 0) (#37)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Mon Feb 02, 2004 at 03:35:09 PM GMT

Couldn't have said it better myself.

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Hello dumbass (3.00 / 2) (#12)
by cyborg monkey on Thu Jan 29, 2004 at 05:19:36 PM GMT

I would like to know what exactly you expect them to shout? Something like, oh you dirty little man! Checkmate!

Get a clue, you smelly little twat-waffle.

c_m! (none / 0) (#19)
by Marco on Fri Jan 30, 2004 at 05:40:15 PM GMT

Have you missed me? Because I surely missed you, and your cyborg mom too (I think you should oil her a bit around the thighs).

I expect them to shout.. but in a convincing way. The way they usually shout is just full of pathos.

- Marco
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right. (none / 0) (#23)
by cyborg monkey on Fri Jan 30, 2004 at 06:11:39 PM GMT

if you were presented with a vagina, you would run and hide like the little boy that you are.

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Right! (none / 0) (#25)
by Marco on Sat Jan 31, 2004 at 05:11:56 AM GMT

Wait. Am I a little boy, or I am like a little boy that I am? I am a little confused here.
Anyway, it's untrue, and you are supposed to know that.
Damnit. I'm sick of writing about your mom. Give me other subjects to write about.

- Marco
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#1 (none / 0) (#1)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Thu Jan 29, 2004 at 01:45:00 PM GMT

I don't think most people watch porn for the acting Marco, mostly it is for the action. Dialogue is optional.

I know very little about porn films, but what I do know is that if you want quality, you might try some of Seymour Butts stuff.....from what I have heard, he has some really good porn with some really imaginative ideas behind it.

I am sure everyone else here (male) could probably tell you a lot more about this subject than I could. Happy Hunting!

Pornnnnn (none / 0) (#8)
by Marco on Thu Jan 29, 2004 at 02:27:27 PM GMT

It's true that watch porn for the action, but I want it to be quality action, and not some guy pumping a girl using an ugly position without even touching her. Things like that just won't stimulate!

I tried looking Seymour Butts in my favourite P2P media piracy tools, but there doesn't seem to be many movies of him/her floating on the net.. I found something titled "Assfuck - Bikini ass ready to fuck!" but that doesn't sound very intelligent, does it?

PS: I took the liberty of toggling your comment from editorial to topical (because editorial comments aren't shown by default). It's not a bad thing is it?

- Marco
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no, its not a bad thing (none / 0) (#13)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Thu Jan 29, 2004 at 06:39:08 PM GMT

I don't mind you changed it to topical.

I may have Seymour Butts spelled wrong as I said I am really not too familiar with Porn only once in a blue moon when it comes up in a discussion do I find out stuff about it. This particular guy had a show running on Showtime for a while that showed what his daily routine was like in the Porn business. Interesting guy, worked with his mother and cousin in his business (they did all the managerial stuff, bookkeeping, etc.)

The show cameo'd a lot of porn stars that he used in his films and showed what they did outside of the business. It was fairly interesting.

You might try going to the showtime site and seeing if his name, etc, is on there and you can get more info from that. It's a thought anyway.

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Showtime (none / 0) (#20)
by Marco on Fri Jan 30, 2004 at 05:46:49 PM GMT

Did you know that people outside USA can't access showtime's site? It's really evil of them.

I downloaded some of the movies titled "Seymore Butts" but what I've found by now wasn't my type. Half of the movie was talking, and the rest of it was like any other porn I complained about.. :/

- Marco
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sorry (none / 0) (#28)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Sat Jan 31, 2004 at 11:13:00 PM GMT

I really have no way of knowing what is good and what isn't as I don't watch it. Just thought he might be a bit better or at least interesting to someone who liked Porn.

And as I have seen in responses here, there isn't really much to porn but the action because that is what they want. Softcore porn is more of what you are looking for I think and that is found a lot easier than regular porn I would imagine.

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Aha! (none / 0) (#29)
by Marco on Sun Feb 01, 2004 at 04:18:04 AM GMT

I guess I know what I need: hardcore porn which uses elements of softcore. Actually softcore seems to be more rare in kazaa (if you look just for "redhead", you'll find only hardcore and nude pics).

Softcore is easy to find on the TV, but it doesn't satisfy me at all.

- Marco
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ooooKKKK (none / 0) (#14)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Thu Jan 29, 2004 at 06:45:30 PM GMT

It is Seymore Butts and you can find him through Google. He has tons of movies.......

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