Dis yeer, I am not aloud to play fooball. U C, I break the Encee Duble A roolz on fooball and I tell the polees that I has a car with a big mofo stereo and a billion fuckin' dollars in CD an DVD but it all get stolen! They done not think I tells them the trooth! Now coach say "Maurice, you not good boy. No fooball fo u!" an I wuz all sad 'n shit.

Now, I talk to my loyers and my ajint an they say 2 soo the Eneff L! The Eneff L no let me play fooball fo them. They say I gots to go play in Canadia or stay in skool. But skool is hard, an Canadia is home to that Taliban shit, man. So we is gunna soo to make the Eneff L eether lemme get driftedd in 2004, or make them hold a speshul drift jest fo me! Cuz I an good at fooball.