Taken aback with horror and a sick sense of glee, Martin said the only thing he could, "I have to pee."

The Queen, clearly displeased with Martin's announcement, punched the hobo again.

"Damnit, stop punching me, you sack of crap!" the hobo admonished the Queen. "All because I don't shave, don't bathe, don't have a job, and have the education of a garden slug does not give you full and clear rights to just pummle me at your merry whimsy."

"Excuse me, but are you admonishing me?" asked the Queen.

"I have to pee," said Martin.

Upon this comment, the hobo went into a ninja fury of unseen terror and ripped Martin's head from his body with deft grace. Martin's blood sprayed into the air, showering upon the poker chips, potato chips, and a video of CHiPs.

"Was that really necessary?" asked the Queen of the hobo.

"Yes. I feel much happier now that he is dead," replied the hobo as he wiped the blood on the cloth of the folding chair upon which he sat. "If you'll excuse me, I need another vodka."

Now, Jimmy knew that he was in deep shit. For one, he was nearly out of cash. Secondly, he held 5 aces in his hand, one of which was clearly the Ace of Green Moons. And lastly, he was, in fact, burried up to his neck in cow manure. Grimacing in pain, Jimmy used his tongue to lay down his cards.

The Queen was horrified. "But... how did you get 5 Aces?"

"I used my mad psychic skillz, bitch," quipped Jimmy nervously.

"Guards, kill this bastard at once!" ordered the Queen.

Suddenly, the hobo returned to the room and cut off the guard's head with a very dull spoon. "I've always wanted to do that. Ah, I feel much better now," the hobo said as he placed the dull spoon in Jimmy's mouth.

The hobo glanced over the table and raised his eyebrow. "My dear Queen, you are fucked. Jimmy has made a fool of your petty Full House. Yes, not even the Olsen Twins could save you from his 5-suited wrath. All your chips are belong to him."

The Queen, realizing that she was, in fact, fucked, broke down and cried. Her mascara ran down her face, and her nose fell off.

At this, the hobo exploded, decimating all in a firey cataclysm that rivaled only a supernova, as opposed to a Chevy Nova, which is not at all impressive.

The End.