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Notes from a mousehole...
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By kpaul
from the what-was-the-question-again? department, Section interviews
Posted on Tue Aug 05, 2003 at 02:18:22 AM GMT
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kpaul:We have the pleasure of asking kpaul some questions live on a little site called sporks-r-us tonight, or this morning... or whatever. Welcome, kpaul, I'm glad you could join us.
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kpaul:No problem, glad I could be here. Hurry up with the questions, though, because I have a story about to die a rather tragic public death over at K5 soon...
kpaul: Strange that you say that. My sources tell me that you're lying. That the story has quite a few more hours and you just don't want to talk to me.
kpaul:Are you calling me a liar?
kpaul:Hold on, I'm asking the questions here...
kpaul:Alright, you caught me. Go ahead with the questions. I have a soda and a pack of smokes and some time to kill. Just get it over with, ok?
kpaul:You're a lot cockier now, aren't you?
kpaul:That's it! I'm leaving...
kpaul:Ok, hold on, I'm sorry. A real question. Let's see if you can handle that. Ok, let me check my notes here...ah, yes, here we go. What is your favorite color?
kpaul:Funny that you should ask me that...
kpaul:Funny in a strange way, or funny in a ha-ha way?
kpaul:What?
kpaul:There you go asking the questions again! How am I supposed to do this interview with you constantly asking your own questions?
kpaul:You're right, I'm sorry. I really gotta go, but you started throwing out the questions too fast. My apologies. Now ... where were we?
kpaul:That's it! I refuse to interview you!
kpaul:Hold on, I'm sorry. No more asking questions from me. I promise. I meant funny in a strange way as I was right at the same moment thinking about my favorite color ...
kpaul:Yes, yes, go on...
kpaul:I would have to say my favorite color is green...
kpaul:Aha! I knew it. You heard it here first folks. The color that is kpaul's favorite. Wow. This is exciting. Not moon landing exciting, but...
kpaul:...about as exciting as an elderly Cossack. Trust me, I know...
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