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By Reza from the say-it-isn't-so department, Section News Posted on Sun Aug 24, 2003 at 05:48:53 PM GMT

Voters Don't Want Bush Re-Elected

The majority of American voters would not like to see President Bush re-elected to another term according to a poll by Newsweek magazine.

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Re-elect Dubya? (If no, who?)
Hell yes!
Fuck no!

Votes: 6
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NO KIDDING! | 8 comments (8 topical, 0 hidden)

What the fuck is this, cnn? (5.00 / 2) (#6)
by spork testicle on Tue Aug 26, 2003 at 04:24:08 AM GMT

I mean hazoos titty fucking a salamander, wheres the SRU I used to know and love?

It's (5.00 / 1) (#7)
by Big Dogs Cock on Tue Aug 26, 2003 at 03:19:23 PM GMT

Here.

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d00d, (5.00 / 2) (#8)
by spork testicle on Wed Aug 27, 2003 at 04:20:48 AM GMT

I invented that and all similar things. Just ask that whore cybarf flunky.

my 2c worth (none / 0) (#5)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Tue Aug 26, 2003 at 02:48:36 AM GMT

I think with all the Hollywood stars running for office (as well as has-beens)that I have the perfect candidate.

George Clooney!

Look, the guy is honest, single, has charisma and could probably do just as well as George W. Bush has or even better (my way of thinking, way better). Plus, if one of his aides gave him a blow job, well, what would be wrong with that? He is single and with it being George Clooney, well, you would expect that. There would be no big scandal. He is also not big into war and controversy so I think he would be a peaceful president to have.

Not to mention that he looks so damn good and women from other countries would be pushing for good relations with the US just to get a chance with the man.

But hey, what do I know?

Newsweek, huh? (5.00 / 1) (#4)
by Adam on Tue Aug 26, 2003 at 02:09:29 AM GMT

They're a pretty leftist publication. I'm not suprised by their results.

Str0m! (5.00 / 1) (#3)
by News For Turds on Mon Aug 25, 2003 at 03:07:22 PM GMT

If only he were still with us. He could set this country stragith!

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I fucked your mother!

OK, so what's your preference? (none / 0) (#1)
by Strom Thurmond on Mon Aug 25, 2003 at 02:19:38 AM GMT

Sharpton?

Carol Mostly-Brown?

I'm a very pretty pony!

Gary Coleman (none / 0) (#2)
by MFS on Mon Aug 25, 2003 at 03:36:32 AM GMT

all career politicians should be shot.

When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...
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