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Insane Clown Posse is worst rap/rock band ever!

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from the hmmmm, they needed to have Blender Mag tell them this? department, Section Reviews
Posted on Fri Aug 15, 2003 at 10:55:43 AM GMT
Clown Posse insane, and just bad Magazine names X-rated rap band worst rock group ever LOS ANGELES, Aug. 13 — Insane Clown Posse, the Detroit rap duo beloved by teenage boys for their creepy face make-up and X-rated lyrics, have been named the worst band ever by Blender magazine.

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THE MUSIC PUBLICATION’S September issue said Insane Clown Posse “sound even stupider than they look,” and derided them for rapping about “40-ouncers and venereal disease.”

Officials at the band’s Psychopathic Records label were less than enthusiastic about the rating.

“They’ve brought themselves up from nothing to become an international musical phenomena (sic), and yet, somehow, they still get no respect from fine mainstream publications such as Blender Magazine,” they said in a Web posting (http://www.insaneclownposse.com).

"No. 2 on the list was 1970s supergroup Emerson, Lake & Palmer, followed by once-hirsute balladeer Michael Bolton, mellow jazz saxophonist Kenny G. and the Jefferson Airplane pop spinoff Starship." I can understand saying the group is insane and looks plain wierd but to say they are the worst 'rock' band when clearly they are a 'rap' band. There is a difference! The rest is very right on with putting Michael Bolton, Kenny G and Jefferson Starship up there as some of the worst bands. I have to disagree a little with Emerson, Lake and Palmer because they were basically a experiment in electronic sound. They had a huge following and were very popular. To say they were the worst, well, you have to dig a little more for that one.

Couldn't we put Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake and even Jennifer Lopez in that category? Come on, they are horrible!!

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Worst Rock Group of any decade are....
A. Kiss
B. Average White Band
C. Starship
D. David Lee Roth with any band!
E. Michael Bolton
F. Village People
G. The Monkees
H. Britney Spears
I. N'Sync or BackStreet Boys (same band, just different names)

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Insane Clown Posse is worst rap/rock band ever! | 9 comments (9 topical, 0 hidden)
Hey! What's with dissin' Diamond Dave? (5.00 / 1) (#9)
by MFS on Mon Aug 18, 2003 at 04:32:11 AM GMT

that ain't cool, man...


When my fist clenches, crack it open, before I use it and lose my cool...



This is why they are teh suck: (5.00 / 1) (#5)
by Vladinator on Sat Aug 16, 2003 at 07:28:09 PM GMT

The apeared on FagCow's show here in Chicago - And diss'd my home boy EM.

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"



Interesting.... (5.00 / 1) (#6)
by BringBackATV on Sun Aug 17, 2003 at 01:05:37 PM GMT

Did this come before or after Em's dissing of ICP on The Marshall Mathers LP? What was it he called them - 'Faggy No Hope' and 'Silent Gay' - and the Ken Kaniff skit was a hoot, tho' not quite as good as the one on his first album which had us all calling each other 'ya little cock boy' down the pub for months...


-- No thanks, I would not like sugar with my cornflakes
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After (5.00 / 1) (#8)
by Vladinator on Sun Aug 17, 2003 at 04:05:40 PM GMT


"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"
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Two words (5.00 / 1) (#4)
by Big Dogs Cock on Sat Aug 16, 2003 at 02:21:45 PM GMT

Black Lace



Aaargh! (none / 0) (#7)
by BringBackATV on Sun Aug 17, 2003 at 01:11:05 PM GMT

Post-traumatic disorder from school discos arises...that bloody 'Supeman' record has to be a contender for worst ever....
-- No thanks, I would not like sugar with my cornflakes
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Once again.... (none / 0) (#3)
by News For Turds on Fri Aug 15, 2003 at 11:32:51 PM GMT

you misspelled "evar"

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I fucked your mother!



Hey, nowt wrong with ICP... (5.00 / 1) (#2)
by BringBackATV on Fri Aug 15, 2003 at 11:21:32 PM GMT

any band that can record a track entitled 'I Stab People' and get away with it must be kind of cool :-)
-- No thanks, I would not like sugar with my cornflakes


ELP? WORST BAND? WHAT KIND OF CRACK ARE THEY ON? (5.00 / 1) (#1)
by PowerSpork 5000 on Fri Aug 15, 2003 at 06:57:03 PM GMT

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