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Review: Rosemount Estate 2002 Cabernet Merlot

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By Big Dogs Cock
from the Wine Reviews department, Section Opinion & Editorials
Posted on Wed Aug 13, 2003 at 02:15:06 PM GMT
Australian wines have a reputation for robustness and this one doesn't dissapoint. Read on for more.

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14% Alcohol. Price: £5.00 on special offer at local Thresher.

Colour: This particular wine is a very dark red. There is a hint of purple indicating that this could use another 1 - 4 years in the bottle. What's the chances in this house?

Nose: Dissapointing - slightly acetone. The shiraz/grenache from the same producer has rich berry flavours.

Taste: Initial impression is that it slips down easily. Maybe a slight hint of rasberry in the background with some diesel overtones. Short finish.

Overall impression: Well, fuck it, I'm just getting into the 2nd bottle now and it's starting to grow on me. Might go and dig out some cheese and crackers before the other half comes home. Think I've got water biscuits and cheddar.

Shit - hope nothing happens with the kids now, starting to heel a bit funny. Why did I onyl gewt two bottles? Chheese - Mmmmm.

Hey I wonderif my ron jeremy colectyion is still in the basementw. Single malt anyone?>
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Review: Rosemount Estate 2002 Cabernet Merlot | 3 comments (3 topical, 0 hidden)
NO!! (none / 0) (#4)
by PowerSpork 5000 on Fri Aug 15, 2003 at 07:00:44 PM GMT

Don't mix wine and single malt!  I made that mistake not long ago and paid for it with my worst hangover in 15 years!

On the other hand, for you it might be an improvement.

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+1, Ron Jeremy (none / 0) (#2)
by handybundler on Thu Aug 14, 2003 at 02:51:12 AM GMT

ps, i got very, very drunk last night. i hugged toilet from 3 til 7 am. called in to work told them what was up. ended up being three hours and fifteen minutes late. went to work, got a lot of shit done. went home.

i don't understand why I can't seem to comprehend the fact that one must eat food before they consume tons of beer and play softball capped off with a few more rounds of beer/pool at The Tavern afterwards.





If the heat, (none / 0) (#1)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Thu Aug 14, 2003 at 01:41:02 AM GMT

makes you drink and post things like this, I hope it stays hot a bit longer. :-)



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