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When Trolls Attack
By Vladinator from the We need a Star Wars Icon department, Section Attack of the K5 Cock Goblins Posted on Wed Jul 23, 2003 at 08:22:44 AM GMT

You know, this is kind of fucked up.

I once knew this chick who was very fat, and very attractive. Someone took a picture of her in a pool, and make it look like a plume of water was shooting out of her ass six feet into the air, and a caption reading, "Save the Whales - Greenpeace" along the bottom. She was severly damaged by the experiance. She's thin now, but at the cost of her health. I hope this kid gets every nickel (or what ever faggoty ass Quebecians use for currency) that his lawyers are asking for, and then some.

Also, I want Star Wars topic icons, if someone feels like making them.

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When Trolls Attack | 7 comments (7 topical, 0 hidden)

The really sad part is, (5.00 / 1) (#7)
by xxxxxxxxxx on Sun Jul 27, 2003 at 10:26:08 PM GMT

very few people really care about others feelings anymore. As long as they are having fun, doing whatever they want and not having to pay any price for it, they are fine with it.

The parents should sue, and an example should be made of those who did such a cruel thing to that kid. If you look back in history, when we hung people for crimes, there were less crimes.

As Clint Eastwood would say, "hang em high".

They're fucked. (5.00 / 1) (#6)
by vegetablespork on Thu Jul 24, 2003 at 03:32:21 AM GMT

The parents suing on behalf of the kid are going to win.

Updated the link (none / 0) (#5)
by Vladinator on Thu Jul 24, 2003 at 02:15:26 AM GMT

Since CTV.CA is run by fags.

"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - G.W. Bush"

FYI (none / 0) (#4)
by Reza on Wed Jul 23, 2003 at 08:28:47 PM GMT

Dead Link.

Star wars icon (none / 0) (#2)
by News For Turds on Wed Jul 23, 2003 at 06:53:07 PM GMT

Try this one

--
I fucked your mother!

I thought that was teh wormhole... (none / 0) (#3)
by BringBackATV on Wed Jul 23, 2003 at 08:12:40 PM GMT

...from Star Trek: Deep Space 9.

-- No thanks, I would not like sugar with my cornflakes
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I could have sworn... (none / 0) (#1)
by cyborg monkey on Wed Jul 23, 2003 at 03:31:52 PM GMT

...that was you. And his name? Raza? A little too close to Reza.

When Trolls Attack | 7 comments (7 topical, 0 hidden)

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